Bizarre Life Of Cephas Partial

Showdown Against The Government - Chapter 4

It is a standoff of me against the government with their FBI and oh great! The United Nation Peacekeepers are here. What are they doing here in the US? Doesn't matter since I'm going have to fight them and probably kill them if they are persistent bastard and won't stay on the ground.

Partial: Okay guys... Do you wanna talk this out.

Some idiot accidentally shot at me but luckily I dodge the bullet (Get it, no? okay I'm out). Then everyone of them follow suit on the other guy who accidentally shot at me, oh no. It was gun blazing in here 20 men plus some UN Peacekeepers are simultaneously shooting at me from every angle of where I am, good thing my dad's training is harsh or I won't be talking to you right now.

It is time to stop dodging and start attacking. I head over to the closest guy and slice his neck killing him in the process then I take out my gun and shoot the three FBI in the head with a deadly precision. A FBI was behind me and actually got a shot. It graze my skin making it bleed but not to much. I was pissed off and swing my knife at the guy who shot from behind with full power. His head went flying and the blood was spilling on the floor this made the other FBI and some UN Peacekeeper scared and some them actually run away from the battlefield but I'm not going to have any of that so I shot those who run away from me, they brought this upon themselves. I was curious on why they are after me so I ask them a question.

Partial: Guys, let me ask some question if you don't mind.

Some FBI Agent: Sure. After we blow your head off.

Partial: [Looks like talking to them is not a option, damn]

They didn't even let me ask them a question and so after I'm done killing them, I will leave only one person to be alive so I can ask them a question. And so let the bloody battle begin!

I run head first at the agent who is on my right, he was frantically trying to shoot me but ultimately and miserably failed as I head for his neck and sliced it off making him dead. Somebody shot from my behind again then my natural dodge did its thing and dodge the bullet. I did a triple flip so I can reached the bozo who fired at me. I kick the leg of those three and making them trip. Then I put a lead on the three while they were immobilize. They're dead fifteen to go. I grab one of their M16 rifle and fires a rapid shot. Eight of them are dead from that shot. Seven left. I grab the grenade from one of the corpse and threw on where the most people are gathered. Body parts are flying everywhere. Six of them are dead, the last one was scared shitless as I approach him. I can see fear in his eyes.

Last Agent: P-please don't kill me.

Partial: Then why did you took this job in the first place?

Last Agent: B-because my parents forced me.

Partial: [My parents just left me] So why are you guys after me?

Last Agent: Because you're a terrorist, a very dangerous one at that.

Partial: [What! So I'm a terrorist now. I didn't even explode the building or something like that] Look pal, I'm not a terrorist. I didn't even kill a person until now.

Last Agent: But our HIGHER UPS told us that you're a dangerous terrorist.

Partial: Guess my age.

Last Agent: W-what?

Partial: I said guess my age.

Last Agent: Uhmmm... teeenn?

Partial: Five.

Last Agent: What!

Partial: That's right you heard me, five.

Last Agent: You're just five years old. And here we have summoned the FBI and let's not forget the UN Peacekeepers too. What the hell?

Partial: And tell you're superiors that you killed or something. Here *Gives a gun to him*. And let me explain the plan to you.

ONE PLANNING LATER........

Last Agent: Are you sure about this? 

Partial: Yes. I'm pretty sure this is going to be fine.

Last Agent: But I'm conscious of killing a five year old kid.

Partial: JUST DO IT!

Last Agent: OOOOKKKAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!! *Fires the gun at his shoulder*.

Partial: *Drops dead on the ground (It's fake)*.

Last Agent: I hope my superiors are watching this because I killed, not really, the ki-terrorist.

Partial: [Now time to wait for the drones to flyaway from this area]

Last Agent: Okay here goes nothing *Calls his superior*.

Last Agent: Yes, it's done sir. Going back to the base *Ended the call and put it in his pocket*.

Last Agent: I hope they won't find out about this.

Partial: Don't worry they won't and if they did, then I'll just destroy their organization so they can leave me alone for God sake.

Last Agent: Bye. I hope we meet again.

Partial: What's your name?

Sanard: The name's Sanard and yours?

Partial: Partial and I hope we meet again but this time I'm already grown up.

Both of them: (Chuckled)

Sanard: *Leaves the area*

Partial: I hope we become..... friends.

8 HOURS LATER.........

I finally escape the area because soon it will be swarming by the government's goons. Also I got some new toys. I will put them into good use. 

Then I run, run, run, run, and run until I find some civilization to rest in and out of the grid of government's eyes because their eyes are everywhere. Then I finally found a civilization and it's New York baby, the land of ignorance that's something I came up with (Don't steal it! it's mine!).

I sneak in one of the apartments and luckily there's nobody here.

Time to start my new life here by gathering some comics and if they have manga then I will take it. But I have to be cautious though there are police in this city and I have to avoid those so I won't be caught and detained in a facility in area 51, and I don't want that.

After finally setting down in new home, which isn't mine at all, I will start my kindergarten which means school life oh yeah! But I have to forge my identification card first so I can get inside the school.

ONE FORGING IDENTIFICATION CARD LATER...........

And it is done. My very own forge ID for school..... I hope they won't notice that it is a forge though. I will start my school tomorrow because I'm bored and probably want some knowledge about the outside world because my parents only taught about weapons and stuff.

Okay enough about that, time to go to bed.

TO BE CONTINUED =====