I woke up the next morning around 3. I guess it would be evening. I went downstairs and went to drink my tequila
"You had a busy night it's all over the news" Kurogiri said
"I told you I ran into a cop"
He shrugged and left it alone
"WHAT THE FUCK KARMA!"
"What handjob"
"THE FUCK DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT"
"Shopping" I said plainly
"THATS NOT WHAT THE FUCKING NEWS SAID!"
"Ok shush I just woke up and he got in the way and it was one cop you act like it's a big deal your hide out if hidden oddly well they'll have no suspicions and it's not like I kill 14 this time"
"Why were you out at 4 in the morning for one and two you've killed 14 cops before and three don't call me handjob"
"One I needed stuff two yes and three now I have to stick to it if anyone else call you it I'll kill them win-win call me whatever you want"
"You call me handjob and I call you bitch"
"no"
"I said no handjob if anyone else calls you A bitch I'll kill them"
"Fine" I went to get my tequila was gone "WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY TEQUILA!"
"I told spike not to but he said he didn't care and that you were to young I tried to stop him but he didn't listen" Kurogiri said
"Oh ok where is he?" I said calmly
"I think he's having a smoke outside"
"Ok I'm going to commit a murder I'll be back"
"Don't make a mess"
"Fuck you" I went outside and found this spike guy
"Hey did you drink my tequila?" I asked nicely
"Yea you're to fucking young and I can do whatever the hell I want bitch"
"Ok" I kicked him hard enough to send him flying to a brick wall then dragged him to the sewers
"What is wrong with you, grow up" I didn't listen and then threw him into the soggy water then freezing the top so he slowly drowned which he did. I got up and into the bar again
"I have to go get more tequila"
"No not like that you're too recognizable" Kurogiri said
"Good thing I bought hair dye" I went upstairs and into the bathroom and started at it.
I decided to only do half my head. The red half because Fuck dad. When I was done I still needed to change a bit. I went downstairs searching for scissors
"Kurogiri were are the scissors?"
"Bottom drawer, nice hair definitely changed"
"But not enough" I grabbed the scissors and went back to the bathroom and carefully cut some bangs and my hair to shoulder length. There. Satisfied. Happy.... no. It pissed me off how much I looked like my father i wish there was a way to get rid of it.
I went back downstairs "anyone need to go shopping? I'm getting tequila"
"I would but we are all to recognized" Kurogiri said
"then turn your quirk off I know you can do that with your quirk it's like mine. handjob, spinner and compress can't"
And so he did "this takes effort"
"Deal with it princess" we walked out and headed to a nearby store I actually was going to use money this time if they didn't recognize me
We got to a store that had all my necessities
"You get what you need I'll get what I need" he said I nodded and headed to the alcohol. I found margaritas but they were really expensive so I just got what I needed for them which was half the price. I also got more tequila, whiskey, beer and vodka not just for me. I got a lot of weird looks
"Yo purple bitch" Kurogiri turned
"Really"
"What you don't want to be recognized right" he sighed
"That better not all be for you"
"no I'm sharing the beer, whiskey, and I'm making margaritas." I smiled
"You know how to make margaritas? And why do you get all the strong stuff?"
"Yes and I'm paying and you guys got whiskey I'm sharing the strong stuff"
"But you took the vodka and tequila"
"Im. Paying."
"Why are you letting this child drink and call you a purple bitch what a bad parent you are" some random guy said to us we both looked at each other and started to laugh our asses off
"You're funny" I said wiping tears
"She's not my kid or my responsibility" Kurogiri said smiling
"Then why do you have her did you kidnap her or something?" I started laughing again
"You're stupid I would have ran dipshit" I said smiling
"You guys smell like villains" he said rolling his eyes then walking away, once again we started to laugh.
I paid and we left. our whole way back we were just laughing at the guy and his comment about how we smell like villains HOW DO YOU SMELL LIKE A VILLAIN. When we got back handjob was there
"Who the fuck is this Kurogiri, stop bringing strays" he said
I started laughing again "hello handjob I dyed my hair and cut my hair"
He nodded "is that all for you" he said pointing at the drinks
"No I'm taking the vodka and tequila, I'm making margaritas tonight because I can"
"Why are you drinking you're like 5"
"And your like 50"
"I'm 20 dipshit"
"Then stop being so crusty"
"Stop being so crusty" he mocked me
"NOW WHOS THE FIVE YEAR OLD"
"Whatever your margaritas better be good"
I was about to say something but was interrupted by Kurogiri
"Shut the hell up you both act like fucking 4 year olds"
"I act like a five year old apparently" handjob said
"Apparently not, your mentality went down a year"
"So did yours"
"But at least I'm will admit it"
"I am admitting it"
"No your not you said you were five"
"No I didn't"
"Your fucking stupid"
Kurogiri facepalmed and left the room as we continued to argue for another 30 minutes
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Todoroki's twin sister
FanfictionTodoroki has a twin sister that's quirk is the same as his half hot half cold. She was abused to become the greatest hero like Todoroki but she has enough and runs away and lives her life as a villain.
