Peppa lay in her bed and contemplated her piggo life choices until she heard her chonky little bacon brother do a big ol fat shet at the end of the bed. She then coughed and did the biggest effing turd she has ever done in her life. Daddy pig woggled into the room and said "I smell shet, did one of yus get the crouton virus and do 100 shets on yer hay sacks?" Peppa answers "nah ya fat bastard, the CORONA virus stays away from piggos because they smelled you and made a run for it the first chance they got to run for it. Ya smell like a crusty orphan bean that crawled out of a bin lorry" Peppa then perished from said crouton virus. Her fam of fat piggos held a piggo funeral and shet on her grave and left a bean that lay under her pillow at night listening to her big chungus bum belch.
The End.
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