A true Minnesotan knows chafing isn't a rubbing seatbelt. Real chafing is getting a bad cold... With only non-lotioned Kleenex.
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A true Minnesotan knows chafing isn't a rubbing seatbelt. Real chafing is getting a bad cold... With only non-lotioned Kleenex.