Fanboy sat staring restlessly at the sight before him. Chumchum sat across him with his nose sniffing the air. "Whats that smell?" Chumchum asked his best friend. Fanboy, not fully paying attention responded with a "yes". "Fanboy, you know how much proper english matters to me. How could you respond to me with such an inappropriate word for the conversation?" Chumchum scolded. Fanboy started sweating profusely. "I-I..." Fanboy was sweating rivers. He decided to step outside to cool down. While outside he thought about how his best friend made him feel. The butterflies rising up in his stomach whenever he looked at him. The pain in his over-sized forehead whenever he thought too much about him. The arousal when he was alone in bed dreaming about being with him. Chumchum was more than just a friend in Fanboys eyes. Chumchum was hot. Hot as fuck actually. Fanboy couldn't imagine how life would be without him. The only thing was, Fanboy was too shy to tell him. He knew that Chumchum felt similar but that he would never admit it. And although the thought terrified him, Fanboy knew he would have to make the first move if he wanted a future with this beautiful creature. What Chumchum didn't know was that Fanboy knew exactly where Chumchum's diary was and what Chumchum didn't know was that Fanboy read it every time Chumchum wasn't around. Fanboy knew all of Chumchums kinks, and fetishes, all his fantasies and desires and most importantly, Fanboy knew exactly what he had to do to woo his best friend. When Fanboy walked back inside Chumchum was wearing a face of concern. "Are you alright, Fanboy? I didn't mean to-" just then Chumchum looked down and what he saw both confused and aroused him. When Chumchum looked down he expected to see fanboys signature black shoes but instead he only saw Fanboys feet. "W-wha-?" Chumchum spat out "Why are you-". "Look Chumchum". Fanboy interrupted "I know that we have both been thinking this for a while. And i kno-" "Its a capital 'I'" Chumchum corrected. "fuck off. I know we have both been thinking this for a while. And I-" "Perfect" Chumchum smiled and pulled Fanboy into a kiss. Fanboy decided to take it one step further and sucked Chumchums head into his mouth. "Fanboy?? uhm??" but fanboy couldnt stop himself now. Chumchum slid down his throat and was on his was to the stomach. This was all Fanboy could want. Chumchum tasted so good and when Chumchum let out his ChumCum™ it drove Fanboy insane. Soon enough Chumchum made it to the stomach. "Its actually pretty roomy in here" Chumchum retorted. As Chumchum said that Fanboy, was furiously pissing on himself. Not cum. Piss. Please don't kink shame him. an hour passed and Fanboy realized his mistake. Chumchum was so far down that it would be impossible to barf him up. "CHUMCHUM!!11!!" Fanboy screamed "CAN YOU HEAR ME??/?" "Yeah. What's wrong Fanboy?" Chumchum responded, concern rising in his his voice. "IM SORRY I CANT- I- ITS NOT GONNA WORK- IM GONNA- YOURE GONNA- YOURE GOING TO DIE!!!!111!!!" Fanboy flustered, tears streaming down his face. Was this it? was it really worth it to have Chumchum just to lose him altogether? "Its okay, Fanboy" Chumchum said, now calmed. "I knew this would happen. I knew I was destined to die". "NO! I CANT LOSE YOU!" Fanboy shrieked. "Its okay-" Chumchum was silent for a second. "I love you, but I know that I'm not the one that was meant for you" Chumchum was now almost whispering. "Wha- What do you mean..?" Fanboys voice cracked. "This was the happiness day of my life, Fanboy. All because of you. Thank you" "If you aren't the one for me.. Then who is?" Fanboy squeaked out. "You'll find him when the time comes, Fanboy" Chumchum eventually grew silent. Fanboy knew what this meant but he didn't want to believe it. He spent the rest of the night in tears.
