The Little Merman (Bakugo x OC)

Chapter 3 - The surface and Part of that World

Lovely clear skies greet our young merman and his friend as they reach the surface after their harrowing ordeal moments before. Faint humming can be heard in the distance as Katsuki and Denki begin to make their way to a small patch of land that is also the home of Kirishima.

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Kirishima's p.o.v
It was a beautiful day and I was just relaxing by humming and playing with some of the human items I had, due to my boredom I decided to stick one of the items on my head. It was a strange thing that let you see stuff in the distance I had no idea what it was called though. My humming stopped suddenly when I heard a familiar voice call out "Hey! Shitty hair!" Only one person called me that I quickly pulled the, you know what I'm just gonna call it distancer off of my head and looked through it yelling "Whoa! Merman off the port bow! Katsuki how you doing bro!" I put the distancer down only to see Katsuki right in front of me "Whoa, what a swim man" he just shook his head at me before grabbing something he had with him.

Katsuki's p.o.v
After shitty hairs brief moment of idiocy, I grabbed my bag and held it out to him whilst saying to him "Check out what we found shitty hair" then dunce face piped up "Yeah! We were in this sunken ship, it was really creepy Kiri" I just shook my head at that as I placed my bag down but it certainly got Kirishima's attention. His eyes lit up with curiosity as he said "Human stuff huh?" Then he pulled an anchor out of god knows where as he said "Here let me see" then he let go of the anchor and it yanked him from his perch and onto the ground instantly, landing with a huge thud thanks to his hardening quirk, because somehow the damn thing was caught around his foot. Shaking my head at his stupidity as I thought 'Why are my friends such extra idiots? I question my sanity sometimes because of these two' but to be honest the red spikey feathered bird has to be worse sometimes, because even though he won't admit it, I'm pretty sure he makes up the names of all the human items I've brought to him. Next thing I know Denki is being stood on by Kirishima as he runs to my bag and begins rummaging through it, and pulling out the what I'd called the mini trident on the shipwreck just moments before.

Mumbling to himself he held it up as he said "Look at this!" and then he got a massive smile on his face as he continued "Wow, this is I mean this is, wonder, I mean really unusual" ok now his reaction had me kind of excited "Well don't keep us in suspense Kirishima, what the fuck is it?" Yes I included Denki in that because I knew he was curious too, apart from my cousin Ariel he was the only one outside of my family along with Kirishima, who supported me in my human item collection, Ariel only found out about it because she caught me coming back from a shipwreck with items when she, her father and sisters visited not long after my mother passed. Anyway back to what was happening now "It's a dinglehopper Katsuki" a dingle-what now? Who the hell came up with a dumb name like that, oh I know shitty hair, but I'll let him continue for now "Humans use these little babies," he bent it a little and it sprang out of his wings as he frantically tried to catch it managing to in the end "to straighten their hair out." Ok what the fuck, really, I shared a look with dunce face and I could tell he wasn't too sure about that either, next thing we know when we look back at Kirishima he has the damned thing in the feathers on his head and begins twisting it as he explains how it's supposedly used "You see, you just gotta put it here, then you yank there you twirl it and ..." the result from him removing the damned thing, well lets just say it was hard to keep my laughter contained even dunce face had a tough time holding it in. Shitty hairs well, hair was now no longer spikey but big and poofy like a damned sea sponge, before I could say anything he continued "And you get an aesthetically, pleasing configuration of hair, that humans go nuts for" he held the dinglehopper out to me and I took it back saying "Do me a favor shitty hair, fix yours and put it back to normal. You're making me wanna blow your ass up with what's on your head now" and very quickly he did. One thing I know for sure if I ever meet a human I'm definitely asking them what the dinglehopper actually does.