Alec: Are you a bad load of laundry?
Magnus: What the hell
Alec: You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
Magnus: You act like I don't have the same problem
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Pickup lines
HumorIt is Malec (as you can say from the cover) there will be pickup lines and incorrect. But mostly pickup lines.
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Alec: Are you a bad load of laundry?
Magnus: What the hell
Alec: You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
Magnus: You act like I don't have the same problem
