Alec: I was so enchanted by you that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes
Magnus: That's it! Jace, help me wrap him in bubble foil
Jace: With pleasure
Izzy: Do you guys need help?
Simon: I want to help too!
Clary: Me too!
Alec: No, wait-
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Pickup lines
HumorIt is Malec (as you can say from the cover) there will be pickup lines and incorrect. But mostly pickup lines.