Hey it's 5:37 am and I tired as shit but me and my girlfriend are doing this challenge where we do 5 chapters without posting them, but when we do, we turn to do it at the same time
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John: Alright, so you and I are married
Aliera: we are not married
John:Relax, it's just pretend
Aliera: I don't wanna pretend
John: scared you'll like it?
Aliera: okay, if we're married, I want a divorce
Leslie: are they always like this?
Aries: yep
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Aliera: sometimes, not all dogs are good boys..
Smiley:*blocked*
Aliera: sometimes they're good girls!
Smiley:*unblocked*
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Max: so, how have you been?
Aliera: Fine. Except for this headache. Comes and goes
John:*enters room*
Aliera: oh there it is
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Competitive in a nutshell
John:* breathes*
Everyone: stfu
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Aliera: I'm proud to say I'm an morosexual. I'm attracted to dumasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
Leslie: what type of animal is pink panther?
Aliera:*already taking his clothes off* Leslie you idiot
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Aliera: the glass is half empty
Max: I think the glass is half full
Aliera: I think you're full of shit
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Smiley: why does Aliera have only 5 bombs go off when he's killed? The creature has 8 strapped to his chest and you're telling me he uses 3 of them to store snacks and a heart locket
Aliera:*pictures of the group and his dead family* I THOUGHT THAT WAS BEEF JERKY-
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Anna: John did nothing wrong
Max: he cheated on Aliera
Anna: he did one thing wrong
Smiley: he kidnapped his daughter
Anna: he did two things wrong
Aries: he went Yandere for Aliera afterwards
Anna: okay I see what's going on here-
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Aliera:*sitting in a dimly lit room in a chair*
" Mr. Cipher"
"Mr Old"
Aliera:*turns the chair around dramatically, Leslie splayed across his lap, playing on his phone, not paying attention to Aliera petting him*
"You have found us."
Max: *runs and tries to kick Leslie off*
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Hey, have another chap
Love you babe 😘
