I love crackhead
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Max: when you answer the phone, what do you say?
John: what's up?
Aliera: who's this?
Amber: no, this is not John. I'm his daughter
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Aliera: Did you hang out with John last night?
Max: No- yeah I did.
Aliera: if I love John!
Max: you hate John
Aliera: YEAH NO SHIT HONEY-
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Smiley: you got the stuff?
Max:*opens his coat to reveal 7 ducklings*
Smiley: the deal was 8
Max: look man I'm just the delivery guy *his hat quacks softly*
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Jihad: You've got twenty nuts at your disposal
Aliera: some say.... I'm nuts
Jihad:...
Jihad: you make another joke like that, I will fuck you into space
Aliera: ;w;
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Sorry, I'm running out of ideas
