Albert x Jake

I have an idea...

(Jake's POV)
I had a lightbulb go off inside my head..what if I got rid of Lana? It will be a long shot but I can probably pull it off. I'll have to make her really angry...but how? Jealousy..? Messes? I'm going to go with both! I don't like her..she's really rude to me and Albert.. she doesn't deserve someone so divine like him. It was around 2am now and I got out of my bed and opened my door. I listened for any noise and didn't hear anything so I continued to walk silently downstairs.
Once I got downstairs I started in the kitchen. I took a empty glass and filled it with water. I poured it all over the floor leaving it very slippery. I took the glass which was now empty and got ice. I walked to the living room and put it on the couch. I don't know why but I did. I'm not very creative so I messed up the pillows and knocked over the chair again. I put random plates around and knocked over a flower pot which spilled out dirt. I was getting tired again and decided that I would have to clean this up after she left so I didn't want to make such a big mess that it would take 2 hours. I'll wake up just before she leaves to hear her reaction...then I'll run downstairs and mess around with her..that should get her! I walked back upstairs and closed my door silently. I got back in bed and slept.
*the next morning*
I woke up at 5:50. 10 minutes before Lana usually wakes up. I tiptoed out of my room and peeked in their room. Right as I did Lana's alarm went off. I panicked and ran back to my room where I closed the door. I sat down on the floor and put my back against the door. I made sure that I could hear Lana but Lana couldn't hear me.
*25 minutes later*
I heard the door swing open and a couple footsteps stepped out of the room. I heard steps down the stairs and then complete silence. That was my queue I ran out of my room and closed their door I ran downstairs and saw Lana's shocked and angry face.
"Like what you see?"
"Jake! What the hell is this mess?!" She yelled at me.
"It's called payback."
"For what?!"
"For being a b***!"
"I'm done with you officially. Clean this up before I get back from work."
"No."
"Excuse me?"
(Mockingly) "Excuse me?"
"What the hell?"
"Just shut up and go to work how about that? You get on both of our nerves every single day. You treat him like he is your pet."
"Just-Ugh..I'm not dealing with you anymore. I'm speaking to Albert later about you."
"Yea, hope you're okay about a breakup."
"A breakup?"
"Yea. He's not going to give me up for you I've known him for forever."
"W-why would I care...? I don't like him anyways."
"Hmmm interesting can't wait to show Albert this recording."
"You're recording this?! What the hell!"
"I'm getting rid of you..rather you like it or not." I said with a sinister smile.
"UGH, IM GOING TO WORK YOU PEICE OF CRAP"
"Okay, hope you can still get in to this house later ;)."
She slammed the door and locked it. My plan worked. She's pissed! Now let's go wake up Albert..right after I clean up around here.
*15 minutes later*
Ugh...maybe I should of ditched the mess part. I'm exhausted...whatever I have to wake up Albert. I walked up the stairs sluggishly and opened Alberts door. He was still sleeping and his hair was messy. I walked up to him and nudged him with my hand. He didn't open his eyes but he talked.
"What was with the yelling..?"
"Me and Lana got into a argument..."
I don't think he liked that. He opened his eyes to look me straight in the eyes. I moved over and motioned me to sit on the side of the bed. So I did.
"What was it about?" He asked still extremely tired.
"I left out something..and she got mad. I didn't like it so I yelled back at her." I said lying.
"Oh..well I'm still kinda tired could I sleep a little longer?" He said with his eyes closing again.
"No! I woke up like 45 minutes ago. I'm tired too but we can just go to bed early."
"You could just lay down right there.." he pointed next to him.
"In here? No.."
I thought about how I purposely made Lana leave for Albert. I might as well take this chance. I laid down next to him giving him some space but he immediately grabbed my arm and fell asleep. I was kinda stuck now....so no going back. I'll just sleep too-

Hello! I probably will post a little later as well so be prepared! :)