A Collection Of BNHA One Shots

Easy There, Izuku

Takoba Municipal Beach Park. It was a place that Izuku remembered fondly for his strict training regimen under the tutelage of All Might, in preparation for his Quirk, One For All, and the entrance exam, to enter UA Academy.

It was a place that was known for trash and pollution, while also becoming the rebirth of Izuku Midoriya simultaneously. The rebirth and rekindled purity of the beach was able to invigorate hope into Izuku's life.

Looking to the azure sky with a smile, Izuku, sporting a white t-shirt and green shorts stood on the beach along with All Might, who had muscles upon muscles, flexing at every girl that passed by them, and Uraraka Ochaco.

"Alright, young Midoriya," began All Might now that all of them had finally arrived, "it's time to begin your training, so show me your level of control and mastery over your Quirk!"

All Might, issuing the order, looked to Izuku with a confident smile while his face, was, as usual, enamoured in darkness. Ochaco remained silent, watching Izuku with a hopeful smile.

When All Might spoke to him, Izuku could not help but smirk as he stepped back, in order to begin.

"Alright," replied Izuku, "I'm going to begin!"

Once he declared that, a green aura surrounded Izuku and his arm immediately broke, crumbling to the ground, accompanied with a wet snap...

C R A C K !

"AH, JESUS CHRIST!" cried out Izuku as he fell to the ground and All Might rushed to him, while Ochaco kept an unflinching smile.

"OH, OH GOD, YOUNG MIDORIYA!" cried out All Might.

"OH, MY ARM!"

"YOU BROKE YOUR GODDAMN ARM!" said All Might, screaming at Izuku, who kept screaming in agony, "IZUKU! IZUKU, YOU BROKE YOUR GODDAMN ARM AGAIN! YOU BROKE YOUR ARM!"

"NO, I DIDN'T!" denied Izuku, tears clearly streaming down his cheek, "I'M JUST LAYING ON THE GROUND BECAUSE OF MY NARCOLEPSY!"

"Oh, my God, All Might," called out Ochaco, "what happened to Izuku?"

"HE BROUGHT DOWN THE FORCE OF GOD ON HIS FOURTEEN-YEAR-OLD LITTLE BOY ARM!" answered All Might, eyeing Ochaco from the corner of his eye, "AND BROKE HIS GODDAMN ARM!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, ALL MIGHT," replied Izuku as he whimpered on the ground, glaring up at him with annoyance, "OR I'LL KNOCK YOUR OLD ASS OUT."

"YOUR BONES ARE WEAK, YOUNG MIDORIYA!" said All Might, ignoring Izuku's comment, "YOU'RE ONLY A FOURTEEN-YEAR-OLD BOY, YOU KNOW THAT?! YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE BOOOOOOOOOY!!!"

"Y-YEAH, W-WELL, I GOT A DICK ON ME, LIKE A FORTY-YEAR-OLD," refuted Izuku, looking to Ochaco as he spoke, "ISN'T THAT RIGHT, URARAKA?"

"That's right, Izuku, mmm~"

"OH, GOD, I KNEW YOU TWO WERE FUCKING!" cried out All Might in horror, "JUST GRAB HIS LEGS, SO WE CAN GET OUTTA HERE!"

"IT'S HERO TIME, GODDAMMIT!" cried out Izuku as he declared, crying out into the day, his heartfelt screams piercing the heavens, "I'M A FOURTEEN-YEAR-OLD BOY, WHO'S GONNA BECOME THE GREATEST HERO IN THE WORLD!"

Suddenly, Izuku woke up from bed and he looked around, coming to the realisation that he was in his room.

Was that a dream?

Pondering this, Izuku jumped out of bed and stretched until his mother called out to him.

"Coming, mom!" replied Izuku as he smiled, hopeful that his goals of becoming a hero would one day be fulfilled.