Okay so this is Charlotte writing at the moment... So PREPARE YOUR SILLY SELVES FOR ULTIMATE WETTING YOUR PANTS EXPERIENCE... Not really I hope 😏
I AM NOT A GOOD WRITER SO DONT GO CRAZY TIME BANANA PANTS ABOUT MY BAD WRITING SKILLS OKAY??.....................................
ahem
Right so I don't know how I got into this writing thing but my cousin (Erin) kept pestering me to write about fails in our life so that won't be hard for me...way to go Charlotte 👏
Right I'll stop jib jabbering and cut to the juicy stuff.
So once when I was little I got my Granny and Papa, yes okay I'm posh saying 'Papa' SO WHAT I COULDNT SAY GRANDAD WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I HAD ISSUES OKAY ...ahem
So I got my Granny and Papa to film me dancing. So their I was doing my thing and I really needed to fart, yes very lady like I know, so I stopped and clenched my butt cheeks as hard as I could together but then out came a massive...
FFFFAAAAAARRRRRTTTTTTTT
So then I went red in the face and my Granny started to laugh at me.
Yup, they still have it on film.
Haha!
ERIN SHUT UP GET OUT OF MY CHAPTER.
Anyways, bye!
- Charlotte 🐸
YOU ARE READING
The Anecdote Book
HumorHey! I'm Erin and this is Charlotte. We are going to take turns writing this book full of silly stories. Enjoy our stories of epic failure and learn from our stupidity, roll up, roll up, IT'S THE ANECDOTE BOOK!
