Uglytree

Uglytree

Introduction:

Hi! I am happy you came here! This is a very long script I just wanted to write for some reason (actually I got inspired by another person who did this)! This website has a large number of chapters with random things. It was created by hyf6. I am still adding to it! Note that Grammarly was used.  One last thing if you see anything on anything Uglytree related that is saying something disrespectful to another person, don't worry, I have talked to them about it and they say it is fine for me to put it on because they recognize those not so nice things as jokes.

Chapter One:

Pest control.

So you know about those things that are hiding in your house? No, well I have seen them before. I remember seeing yopiks, kloninyuraties, kons, jubs, jibs, boks, guities, chuns, huogs, quaks, kilies, gumbas, tatas, jujus, reks, gotuils, rets, moses, koups, ghits, setties, jas, bodus, webies, yituruikilionkumbiloredews, hubs, hus, jibs, and yips, they have been tearing apart all your clothes, (In the night while you are sleeping,) they eat your cereal, destroy your utensils, burn your bananas, smush your toothbrushes, lose your pencils, kill your hamsters, hide your clothes, steal your sinks, put your TVs in the washer, hack into your computer, kidnap your friends, torture your fish, scratch your chairs, incinerate your pens, poison your apples, take your money, flood the bathtub with dirty water then spill it on the floor, take down the fence, knock over your lamp's, bring over some of their friends and have a party at your house, throw your cottage cheese at each other, capture your children, rip your paper, bomb your house entirely, trash your kitchen, shatter your vases, turn your tables upside down, rub something smelly on your wall, and run over your dog with a car. And you still did not notice because you just stay in your bed and sleep all day! So this is how you get rid of them. But if you want to know, you better learn Igbo! Nke mbụ, na-agba gburugburu n'ụlọ gị na akwa akwa gị. Nke a ga-adọpụ uche ha n'ibibi ụlọ gị. Ha ga-amalite ịchụ gị. Bido ihe ọ bụla i nwere ike, ma malite ịchụpụ ya na ha. M na-eche na otu onye n'ime ha ga-amalite iti mkpu na 360 dị ike, iji kụtuo gị. Ma naanị ihe ị ga - eme bụ ikpuchi ntị gị (ụda ahụ apụghị ịgafe mkpịsị aka gị) na - eme nke a ruo mgbe ha ga - apụ. Iji gbochie ha ịlaghachi azụ, dị na-agba ụfọdụ ncha na-bọta gburugburu ụlọ gị. Ha na-akpọ ísì ísì ụtọ, ha ga-apụ. Mee nke a n'oge ọ bụla, n'ihi na ísì ahụ ga-anọ. M na - enyere gị aka ka ị ghara ịgafe ugbu.

Chapter 2:

Questions and Stuff.

Ok, I am back. Ok, let's start talking. What is your favorite food? My favorite food is Swedish meatballs from IKEA. They are so yummy! They are so perfect that they are perfect. Sorry, that didn't make sense. I am a horrible person. I HATE MYSELF!! Just kidding I love my self! Or do I... anyway let's go back to talking. So what's your favorite food? Hot dogs, ok. Did you know when pigs are killed for pork and bacon, the extra parts are added to hot dogs? Sometimes they add parts I am not allowed to tell you about. My favorite food is Swedish meatballs from IKEA. IT IS SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is not processed (I think.) It is from Sweden if you did not know. And it is from IKEA, wait did I already tell you this? It is SUPER YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is better than any other food! Ok, one time my family went to Ikea. We had a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very fun time. I was little, so I was laying down on beds, sitting on couches, and looking around at everything. Wait, l what was I going to say? Eh. Did you know Ikea makes its own waffles, cookies, plushies, books, spoons, beds, tables, meatballs, couches, chairs, lamps, forks, frying pans, dog/cat beds, scratching mats, blankets, pillows, vases, bowls, and much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, more! Ikea has four letters in its name. Why did I just tell you that? Ok, next question. What is your favorite color? Blue? Me too! Well, actually my favorite color is aqua. Aqua is such a funny-sounding word, don't you think so? Just listen Aqua, Aqua, Aqua, Aqua, Aqua, Aqua. Doesn't that sound so fun! Isn't aqua another name for water or something? I don't know. I have a riddle for you, is water wet? Some people say yes, but water makes things wet, so is water already wet? Well, things that are wet make other things wet, like you make a towel wet after a shower. So if water makes things wet, I guess water is wet. You can think about it. Third Question: what is your favorite animal. Parrots? That's is great! They are awesome! My favorite is the iguana. This needs no explanation. You just have to hear the name iguana understand what I mean.