Alice: SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO THINK!!
Ruby: Relax, doing anything for the first time is hard.
Alice: Oh, so that's why MC is still in your basement!
Ruby: And that's why you don't have a girlfriend!
Alice: And that's why MC isn't your wife!
Ruby: And that's why you're dead! *Shoots at Alice*
Alice: *Does Matrix and takes off mask revealing himself as Neo and hands out a red and blue pill* Which one kid?