Things that were actually said
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Taurtis: It's the same argument, Night after night! Why can't we be like the other couples, huh?
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Grian: we survived! LET'S REPOPULATE!
Taurtis: uhhhhh O///O
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Taurtis: "Gria is great at blowing others" Not gonna argue with that!
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Grian: Should we tell the audience of our little secret
Taurtis: ME AND GRIAN ARE GETTING ENGAGED!
Grian: We're already married!
Taurtis: oh right.
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Rowan: why do mommy Taurtis and papa Grian always fight
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Grian: Shut up and be my daddy!
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Grian: whos your daddy, Taurtis~?
Taurtis: *mumbles* You're my daddy -////-
Grian: That's right!
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Taurtis: My favorite reason for being in England? It's because Grian's here.
Audience: awwwwwwww
Grian: You're going to start some shipping, stop it!
(It already happened, Charlie)
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Taurtis: what if the portal, was in our hearts all along?
Grian: *agitated* This isn't anime!
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Sam: what would it look like if two dekus touched lips?
Grian: You wanna, touch suckers?
Taurtis: Come here Grian~!
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Taurtis: so are you...one of those bottle moms or?
Grian: I'm sticking with the bottle
Taurtis: Come on!
Grian: No nips for you!
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Taurtis: *to his clones* Guys, this is my girlfriend!
Sam: Is Taurissa up there?
Taurtis: No, leia.
*Grian is dressed as Princess Leia*
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*Sam and Taurtis messing with an AFK Grian*
Taurtis: BABY NEEDS HIS MILK~!
Sam: Baby needs his milk, Grian! BABY NEEDS HIS MILK!
Grian: You started? I was exploiting my audio...WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!
Sam: he's milking you, dude
Grian: OH MY GOD...NO!! *runs*
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Taurtis: How can you ignore this?!
Grian: You got nice glutes. Do you squat?
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Grian: *runs up and hugs a lost Taurtis* Oh thank god!
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Grian: I only have one, do you want to put a noodle in your mouth and I put mine on the other end?
Taurtis: yeah!
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Taurtis: *to Grian* You're my favorite daddy, I don't like the other one.
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Taurtis: I can't find any other Youtubers to record with me, so we're just going to stick with him I guess. Hopefully, we can find a good Youtuber to record wi- I'M JUST KIDDING!
Grian: *crying*
Taurtis: I'm Just Joshing with you!
Grian: You little scamp
Taurtis: Oh, you~
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Sam: GET BACK ON THAT CHAIR!
Grian: *scared* Taurtis save me!
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A/N
Can't think of any more but I know they're out there!
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Taurian Oneshots
Fanfictionthe lack of books on this ship displeases me, The cover is a placeholder until I can make a better one (Characters, not Joey and Charlie! thought you should know that, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT)
