Snake didn't know what to do now that he was expelled from school. It was 2:00 AM. He felt a bit lonely, but didn't want to bother Spike this early. So he called someone he knew who never slept. "Hey Scooter, wanna come to my place??" He asked Scooter on the phone. Scooter responded with an enthusiastic "Rock and roll!" And was there before Snake knew it. They played Skylanders on the Xbox. "Scooter, do you think Spike loves me?" Snake asked Scooter with a hopeful yet concerned look on his face. Scooter nodded. "Rock and roll." He said.
Scooter began playing with the tech deck he always had with him. He listened to Snake rant about his love for Spike, when Snake's ringtone went off. It was a call from Spike. Snake answered it insanely fast. "Hi, Spike. How's it going?" Snake asked. The call went on for a solid minute, until Snake finally said goodbye and hung up.
"Spike asked me on a date!" Snake squealed excitedly. Scooter smiled. "Rock and roll!" He yelled, high-five-ing his friend. "It's going to be at the skate park! We're having a picnic at the skate park tonight." He began getting ready for his date. Scooter helped, putting an attractive cowboy hat on Snake.
Snake made a cool entrance to the skate park, skateboarding over to Spike, who was waiting for him. "Hey babe." Snake said, sitting next to Spike. "What's up!" Spike replied, high-five-ing Snake romantically. Their romantic high-five turned into them slowly intertwining their fingers and holding hands. They gazed at each other, blushing. Then, they heard familiar voices laughing at them.
"Haha! Looosers!" Larry the lobster laughed, pointing at them. He was with his girlfriend, Miss Mayor, as always. "Are you gay people? Ewwww!!!" Miss Mayor screamed, pointing at them. Her hands were muscular, probably from the fact that she spanked a student once. "I'm gonna give you to the count of three to leave, or I'm going to aggressively stomp on your skateboards!" Larry threatened. "Yooo, dawg, don't mess with us." Spike spat, grabbing his skateboard. Miss Mayor kicked over the chili Snake had been eating. Spike stared furiously at them. "And don't kick my boyfriend's chili!" He added.
But then, Larry did something that nobody had ever dared to do before. He kicked over Spike's horse radish.
