Spike stood there in horror, watching his dear sea horse radish plummet to the ground, broken glass spreading all over and radish spilling out onto the dirt. He stood there, gaping and unblinking. Snake just watched with a blank expression on his face. Spike suddenly burst into tears, mascara dripping down his face. He couldn't believe someone would kick over his horse radish. He stood up and ran as fast as possible away, god knows where. Snake couldn't believe that his boyfriend would just run away like that.
Snake held a search party to find Spike. He looked everywhere for years, but there was no sign of his boyfriend. Snake was heartbroken, he couldn't imagine never seeing Spike again. Just before he was going to give up the search, he noticed Spike skateboarding around, playing the guitar. Snake gasped, zooming over to his boyfriend. "Spike! Remember me?" Then they made out.
Snake decided to learn how to play guitar, and he and Spike formed a band. The two were approached by Scooter, who Snake had still kept in touch with. Scooter had known how to play the guitar, so he was perfect for the band. They did band things, like all bands do. They decided to go on a world tour, where they became shockingly (see what I did there?) famous among teenagers. The end.
(Yes, this was a prequel to the events of Spongebob the musical)
