I'll Defend You (AlbertsStuffxReader) w/ male pronouns

Chapter 4: Kids Don't Understand

Y/N and Albert sat in their fort, listening to the yelling of the kids. They were definitely plotting something.

"We're going to get destroyed," Y/N scoffed, nerf gun in hand. Albert's nerf gun was more durable and could shoot more bullets, so Y/N was smart to stay closer to him.

"I-I'm sure," Albert stuttered, "They may be small, but they're very tough."

Y/N gripped the nerf gun tight, heart beating fast. But not as much as Albert. "If I get out, it was a pleasure working with you. Thank you for caring," he smiled and shook Albert's empty hand, "I'm glad I'm on the babysitter team and not the kids team."

Albert was taken aback. "You'd rather work with me than a powerful, substantial little group of kids?"

Y/N nodded. "Mmm-hmmmm."

"Wow."

"I'd rather work with a peer and be cared for than be scared of kids half my age."

Albert gulped. "I-I need to do something before we.. well, practically die. I need to do it before it's too late, and I won't be here to do it." They really were taking this fake fight
seriously- who said nerf wars weren't fun?

"What's that?"

Albert put the nerf gun in his other hand, and without any hesitation, he grabbed Y/N's chin and brought his lips to his. His kiss was heartfelt and passionate. The arm to his hand holding the nerf gun was wrapped around
Y/N's waist. Y/N took one hand off his nerf gun and put it around his neck, pulling him closer.
Albert was surprised at his reaction; he had expected him to sit back or slap him in disgust.

Y/N could feel his smile as he chuckled and moved back a bit. "What?" He giggled.

"I wasn't expecting that reaction. I hope you didn't think it was weird."

"I kissed back, didn't I?" he smirked.

Albert blushed and nodded as Y/N moved closer and, this time, kissed him. He wasn't expecting that either, but wrapped his arms around Y/N  as he had to him.

"EW!" Danny yelled as he lifted the blanket that was used as a door, watching the two kiss.

"Disgusting," Kira muttered, "Ridiculous."

Albert looked at Danny. "Homophobic much?"

"No, the gay part is okay; that's fine. The kissing is the gross part." Danny nodded in agreement.

With a blank face, Albert lifted the nerf gun and shot Danny's chest. The foam bullet moved fast in the air, then bounced onto the ground.

"Aww," Danny sulked as he walked off.

"You're out!" Albert pointed at him.

Now the teams were even.