Andy's POV😗✌️
"Alright, Billie?" I clapped my hands in excitement, "are ya ready to cheer up sum kids?"
"no." he replied, "this costume is stupid, i look stupid😔"
"nahhh YOU LOOK GREAT." I smiled.
Today me and the boys are at a kindergarten skool..
WHY you may ask?
don't get the wrong ideas it's for a good cause i-
WE ARE HERE because David is actually a teacher..
fucking crazy ikr😳😳
aNywAy-
he said that he would PAY ALL OF US if we go to his classroom and do some dumbass lil Easter egg hunt idk-
SO YEAH!
thAts whY wEre hEre
and Billie is going to be putting on a bunny suit because.. easter😌
"I HATE THIS COSTUME." Billie whined.
"YOU LOOK HOT." I said, "no homo doh😳"
"GUYS-" Robert stumbled into the room, "The Easter egg hunt! It's almost time."
"kOol." I smiled, "Are Moz and Johnny putting the eggs around the field?"
"uhh😳😳" Robert thought, "No they went to the bathroom together."
"tf why?" I asked
"I dunno they said they wanted to have their own eggs." Robert said, "idk maybe Moz isn't vegan anymore!"
"EWW I DONT THINK THATS WHAT THEY MEAN- you know what nevermind😔" I sighed.
"WAIT SO WHO'S PUTTING THE EGGS IN THE FIELD??" Billie asked
"I dunno but the egg hunt starts in like a minute." Robert said calmly.
"BITCHHH GO PUT THE EGGS OUTSIDE." I yelled.
"AAAAAAAAA." Robert raced out of the room.
"Okay kids.." Mike said, "Now does anyone know why Easter exists?"
"Because it's for fun!" One student said.
"Nooo! Because it's for celebrating bunnies!" Another said.
"actually.. it's a distraction, to distract us from all the horrible things in life, to distract us from all the sadness we hide.." one student said.
"...the fuck-" Mike was scared😳
"Oh hey Mike!" I smiled.
"ANDY-" Mike ran to meh, "Is the egg hunt going to begin sOOn?"
"uhhhh hopefully😳" I said.
"Wait, where's Robert?" Mike asked.
"uhhh lemme go find him, he should be outside setting up the eggs." I whispered to Mike.
"excuse me milk juice?" A big boi student raised his hand.
"wUT?" Mike said.
"can I use the restroOm pleaseth." He asked.
"I doN't knOw, cAn yOu?" Mike laughed.
"bro shut you dumb ass-
"AYE-
"Alright, one more egg left aaaaand." Robert placed the last egg in the bush, "dOne!"
Robert smiled, he was happy that he has finally hid all the eggs..
