Just Some Random Shit

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Hey guys, I wanted to give y'all a chapter(randomness not chapter) I got this idea from another book.
So these are things that my friends and I have said and I put  the Seven deadly sins with quotes I think fit them. Here we go.

*everybody was running for who knows why and (y/n) runs ahead*
(Y/n): Hey guys catch me if you can!
King: No, come back, I have chronic can't run disease!* Stretches hand out and proceeds to fall in a ditch and get mud in his face*

Meliodas:C'mon, I bet you don't have the balls to do it.
Hawk: Don't say balls it's a bad worddd!
Ban: But you just said it.
Hawk: FUCK!!!*face palm or hoof idk*

*Gowther is poking people with a stick for God knows why*
(Y/n): *sister snatches the stick and begins chasing Gowther with it*
Gowther: I feel if she catches me it will end badly!
(Y/n) : If me poking your eyes out counts as bad, THEN RUN FOR THE GOD DAMNED HILLS!!

*the girls were having a sleepover*
Diane: What the fuck is this thing*points to a rock on a stand*
Merlin: it's a salt rock.
Diane: hey (y/n) I dare you to lick it
*(y/n) shrugs and walks up to it*
Elizabeth: NOO DON'T LICK IT THAT'S GAY!(I mean no offense to you gays please forgive Author-chan)

*that same sleepover*
*Merlin was passed out cold on a couch*
(Y/n): What should we talk about now?
Diane: Let's talk about Tom Holland and his smexy abs*is googling Tom Holland shirtless*
Elizabeth: Ummm ok.....
(Y/n): *notices phones screen* OH HELL NAW! YOU AIN'T GONNA BE A PERVERT ON MAH WATCH
*Merlin wakes up* The fuck??? Did you just yell I'm a pervert????

*in band*
Band teacher: okay for the concert trombones and other low voices stand up for *insert music part*
(Y/n): *quickly looks at trombonist behind her* I swear if you fucking hit me in the head with your slide you won't live to see another day*whispers with a deadly voice*
Trombonist: *scooches chair back a little* Yes Ma'am*shudders*
Meliodas:*yells from the other side of the band hall* That's (y/n) for ya!

King: *is looking at a liquid medicine bottle* it probably tastes like socks.
Meliodas: I wouldn't be surprised that you know what socks taste like.
King: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!
Ban(drunk):*whispers in King's ear* Yknow what socks taste like..
King:*shudders* what?
Ban: Salty Shit.
King: Eh? Dude what the actual fuck.

I love my friends they're awesome

Eyyyy I hoped you liked this random chapter. I'll probably start working on my next chapter soon. Bai

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