Married by Law • Rye Beaumont [✓]

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Rye
April 1st, which we all know as April Fools Day, a great day to prank Y/N, which was also going to be a bad idea since I know she is going to get me back after this. It's 6:30 on a Wednesday morning, Y/N was out since she had work today and might be back later at 9.

So ate breakfast, soon after thought of a prank for Y/N which I might be regretting later, I texted her that, I got some Starbucks for her, when she gets home, but little did she know it's gonna be homemade. So I've got some gross ingredients, she's gonna think she is drinking her favourite Mocha Frappuccino.

I've got a empty Starbucks cup and a straw, to put of the ingredients in, I started mixing everything together: ice cubes, milk, hot sauce, sour cream, sardines, pickles and chocolate sauce, then closed the lid of the blender.

I started to blend it came out the same color of Mocha, yet the the taste may say otherwise. So since it's a Mocha Frap, I'm going to write MFWC then line draw it, I don't know how the fuck I know that, but if they see me in Starbucks, let's just say I knew someone there. I poured the so called "Mocha Frap" in the cup then topped it with whipped cream.

So Y/N's home, I called her over to the kitchen.

"How's work?" I asked her trying not to laugh

"It was good, what about you what did you do when I was gone?" she asked, shit I'm really going to regret this.

"Oh it was great, did a little run to Starbucks" I say pointing to her drink, I'm a shitty liar

"For me? Aww thanks" she says pecking my cheek

"So I got you a Mocha Frappuccino, cause I know you love the Mocha" I happily said, while handing her drink. This ain't gonna end well.

"You love the mocha-" I stopped in mid sentence, when I heard her cough, meaning she already tasted it, she quickly ran to the tap to spit it out. I acted innocent.

"What are you doing?" I asked, after drinking her water she went over to me and smacked my head really hard.

"What the fuck was that?" she asks angrily, "Seriously?"

"It was a Frappuccino" I say, still trying to act innocent. "Why does it tastes like fish" she asks still mad

"Cause I made it, I put fish in it" I laugh, pointing to myself.

"I'm getting you back" She says walking off to the bedroom, when she says she is getting me back, she means it.

Y/N
I'm so getting Rye back, we planned on going to the park today and he's currently in the shower and I got some scissors and his pants that he wears literally everyday, I cut a little piece near the the butt part then quickly ran out the room. I mean he's  pretty oblivious, he won't notice, unless I tell him.

He finished dressing up, and he called me.

"Y/N, are you ready?" he says as he walks out of the room, with a massive hole in his jeans.

"yeah, I'm ready" I try to hold in my laughter, we walked to the park and earning some glances from people which I knew why.

We had been walking around for quite a while now and he still hasn't notice a thing. I was getting a little tired so I suggested we should sit, on the bench.

As we sat down, he groaned, I think he felt something cold near his ass, I started laughing hysterically.

"Wait, what?" he says, growing conscious. "Y/N what did you just do?" he says

"I told you, I'm getting you back" I say still laughing. "Your buying me new pants" he jokes, "Over my dead body" I swore.

"We're going home now" He says irritated, grabbing my arm, "No, I don't want to" I refused.

Not a few moments later, some fans came over to him to ask for a picture. Rye being Rye, he's not really ashamed of his situation right now, instead he showed hid fans, what I did to him.

"Isn't she a mean girlfriend?" He says pointing to me, I blushed a little when he said "girlfriend", he thinks of me as his girlfriend.

"Did you notice the hole in his pants?" I started asking his fans, they all laugh at me. Later on I still decided to buy him knew pants and him being happy that I did that.

"It's a war now" he says, I stick my tongue out to him

Rye
She thinks that she is better that me? Well then I'll prove her wrong. We went home, I have another trick up on my sleeve. Y/N told me she was going over to a friends house cause she had to get some paperwork. I nodded

I went to the bathroom and grabbed her toothbrush and some food dye, I spread it all over the toothbrush. Red teeth would look nice on her. I chuckled

I went to the living room, acted normal while she went up to the bathroom. this is going to be fun. Not even moments after I heard her screaming.

"Ryan Beaumont! Come up here this instant!" she shouted, I quickly ran up to the room and saw her looking at the mirror with red teeth. I started laughing hysterically. It was unbearable to see her teeth now all red, as for me it looks good on her though but some other people might think she's crazy, that she decided to colour her teeth red.

"This is your doing" she pointed at me, I held my hands up in surrender, but still laughing, as much I wanted to stop but it's clearly impossible to do that right now

"I won't stop, unless you stop pranking me"

"I'll get you back, mark my words Ryan" she says wiping her mouth then heading off to her friends house.

Y/N
I know that Rye, won't stop pranking me unless I stop myself. So since it's getting pretty late, I decided to go home and pull another prank on rye.

When I was with my brothers, I used to have those things that tase yourself and I've brought it with me, might as well prank him with that. I got home, I was chewing gum, to act normal, since the "taser" that I have was a steel box of gum, if you pull the piece that was sticking out it tases you.

"Good Eve, Y/N" he says

"Good Evening , Rye" I say, making a bubble out of the gum

"Still got some gum?" he asks "Yeah, want one?" I asked grinning

"Why are you smiling?" he asks curiously

"Nothing" as soon as I handed out the "pack of gum" he pull it, he yelped, which means he was tased. I laugh, but as soon as I saw him getting serious, I knew it was the time to run. We ran around the kitchen island, the living room then upstairs.

He caught me, pinned me down the bed. He started tickling my sides. Causing me to laugh so hard.

"R-Rye! S-Stop!" I say in between laughs, "Nope say, you're sorry first" he said still tickling me

"N-Never!" I shouted, "Well then I won't stop" he says

"O-Okay, O-Okay! I-I'm s-sorry!" I finally said, he stopped, sweat was dripping down from my body. He laughed at me, soon after he sat down.

"Promise to never do this again?" I held out my pinky

"I promise." he wrapped his pinky around mine, then pecks my forehead.

"I'll be back, I promise" he says
"I'll be waiting" I say as I watch him go

A/N: Thank you for reading! see you soon, take care, always

-M J