Clingy!Stu gives Paul an array of unnecessarily cheesy nicknames, all of which Paul detests. They're just painfully embarrassing, much as his entire relationship with Stuart is.
Eventually, when he warms up to him, Paul starts calling him 'Honey Pie', which in turn makes Stuart swoon and giggle like a schoolgirl.
If he wants to be extra ((which of course he does, it's Paul we're talking about)) he sings him the actual song, but with some few adjustments:
'He was a working lad
North of England way
Now he's hit the big time
Far in Germany.
And if he could only hear me
This is what I'd say.
Honey pie, you are making me crazy
I'm in love but I'm lazy
So won't you please come home.
Oh honey pie, my position is tragic
Come and show me the magic
Of your Reeperbahn song.
You became a legend of the Hamburg scene
And now the thought of meeting you
Makes me weak in the knee.
Oh honey pie, you are driving me frantic
Sail across the Atlantic
To be where you belong.
Will the wind that blew his boat
Across the sea
Kindly send him sailing back to me.
Honey pie, you are making me crazy
I'm in love but I'm lazy
So won't you please come home.'
((I'm very proud of how I managed everything to rhyme, be about Stuart in Hamburg, and still make sense somehow))
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FanficAnyways I love this ship and almost nobody writes about it, so, I decided to post what little I have about them. Some of these are one shots, some of these are random blurbs of thoughts. Also, at least a couple of them will be in spanish, sorry 'bou...
