Mr. Kim

"I crAdLeD yoU in My ArMs"

"Damn, they were hot." Yoongi said to nobody in particular, something that he didn't really know he said.

"Yeah, he really is. Now imagine how I felt asking for his number." Namjoon said with exasperation lacing his voice.

"Dude that was not like you at all, what were you thinking?" He replied, humor in his voice. "But look at how it worked out! You got a hot guy's number! I'm proud of you Joon!"

"Thanks hyung, that really wasn't like me, I have no idea why I did that, but yeah, I guess it did work out."

Namjoon was still shocked at the fact that Mr. Kim- no, Seokjin, had given him his number.

Seokjin had given him his number.

"Wow, I really got it.....but what's with you and that Hoseok guy? You really were about to go over there, weren't you?"

Namjoon was genuinely surprised to hear that Yoongi would do that, as the man was such an introvert for an idol.

"Dude I had no idea what I was gonna do, I just felt like I HAD to take a chance." He finished, his explanation was a little off for Namjoon's taste. Yet it still made sense.

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"JIN-HYUNG~ WAY TO TALK TO A HOT GUY!"

"Holy shit shut the fuck up!" Seokjin said, his voice laced with embarrassment and happiness. The core of his obsession had his number now. Jin was quite happy with himself.

'Kim Namjoon has my number now. Wow, this is incredible.'

"Okay, okay so a hot guy has my number, but what about YOUR hot guy?" Jin probed, trying to get to Hoseok. "When will you ever talk to him?"

"Shut uppppp Jin-hyuuuunngg! But holy shit you wouldn't believe this but- MY YOONIE POONIE BABY WAS SITTING WITH YOUR MAN! MY SWEET SUGA! WITH YOUR MAN!" The way Hoseok had wailed in an extravagant way in the car make Jin bellow with laughter, before finally telling Hoseok what he had heard and said with the other men.

".......So what you're saying is........that....my Yoonie Poonie Baby is single AND he's friends with your man-crush? What an absolutely small world we live in, I am amazed."

"Hold on dude, I'm confused. Are you saying, that your.........dude what do you call him?"

"Yoonie Poonie Baby."

"I'm not fucking calling him that."

"Then his name is SUGA, or Agust D. Either way it's still my Yoonie Poonie Baby. XOXO flexing on the haters."

"Shut the fuck upppp. Okay, so SUGA is friends with Namjoon?"

"Ooh first name basis?"

"Stop. Anyways, so my pupil's dad is friends with an idol? Dang okay, looks like I got some competition."

"Didn't you literally say that they were just friends?"

"Bro, I'm ranting right now?"

"Oh sorry."

"Anyways....how are you gonna talk to your crush? You didn't even go up there."

"That...." Hoseok deflated, "was something I didn't plan for."

"HAHA! I know we both didn't think they'd BOTH be there, or even like one at a time. Like that was a huge surprise," Seokjin said, sipping his cocktail, "Like, what are the chances that both of our crushes knowing each other and eating at the same place as us."

"Yeah no I'm scared that I ruined my chances." Hoseok declared, staring straight through the windshield, since he was driving.

"Ohoho? You didn't see did you? But uh- I was talking with Namjoon-"

"Your husband-"

"SHuT uP! I was talking with Namjoon, and he asked about you, because he saw me talking to you at the waiting table. And your.....whatever you call him, SUGA, just looked at me with the most expectant eyes while I was talking about you. I think he has a crush on YOU." Seokjin said, staring at Hoseok the whole time.

"You are joking with me. You're not telling the truth."

"No I am! I promise!"

"Bro don't get my hopes up please I will die if you're lying." He whined.

He hoped Jin was telling the truth. This was crazy, how did his crush like him?

"My man I would never lie to you. Unless your outfit was gross and I said it looked good-"

"YOU ARE SO RUDE! I DID THAT ONCE!" Hoseok laughed at the top of his lungs, remembering the inside joke.

"Hey Hobi does this look good?" Jin has asked. Hoseok turned to face him, and he almost let out an ugly dry hurl, his outfit was ugly! A highlighter yellow top with gray stripes AND forest green suede pants? EW!

"Uh yeah, looks great on you." He wavered, trying hard not to throw up on the fact he lied to his best friend.

"Okay, I'll be back in an hour." Oh dear god, he's going outside in that? Oh nonononono.

"Uh huh, okay bye bye!" He waved, he hands shaking from the ugly outfit. It hurt his eyes to look at.

Seokjin ended up yelling at Hoseok for letting him outside looking like that. It was a test. And he failed.

"Oh yes, 'Bestie Fit Check' test failed, congrats." Seokjin joked, finishing his drink. "Oh but if my gay-dar has any working ability, which it does, I think he'd love to get to know you."

Hoseok thought for a moment, not taking his eyes off the road. His face was a little unreadable. His body language, however, Jin could tell he was nervous, and a little embarrassed.

"Do you really think so?"

"I know so."

Two sweet smiles were exchanged between the best friends. Oh happy days.

—————(time skip- next Monday!)—————

Namjoon stared at his phone contacts, the name he wanted to press on branded across the screen in bold print.

'How can I do this without being awkward?'

His thumb hovered about the call button, and it quickly darted away. 'Oh man, it's Monday morning, I don't think I should call.' The apprehensive male started chewing on his nails, and he decided to walk away from the phone before he did something stupid.

The phone suddenly pinged! from the kitchen table, and he sprinted from his spot in the laundry room to see what was sent to his phone.

'Oh shit oh shit did I accidentally sent something??!??' Namjoon looked at the text message sent and it was from his producer AKA Min Yoongi. 'Ah it's SUGA hyung. Wait, why am I getting all worked up over possibly getting a text from Jin, it's not like he'd have the time to text me.' He explained confused to himself. A little exasperated with himself, he reads the text sent to him.

Min Hyung
Hey I found a good beat to sample, call me when you get a chance.
-Min

'Always so straight and to the point hyungie, ah well I better call him now.'

Sliding up from his current app, he opens his contacts app and clicks on the call button.

Click~

"Hello?"

'THATS NOT YOONGI HYUNG-'