A Koopa in Remnant: April Fools Special

Hell in Beacon

Figured I would write about Bowser Jr antagonizing the students of Beacon. I laughed so hard writing this, I had to stop multiple times just to get myself under control. I hope you have fun with this.

Bowser Jr woke up to the sight of his calendar. A mischievous wicked, smile came across his face. Today was the one holiday he could get away with anything he wanted. Within reason. April Fool's Day.

"Heheheh, I wonder who will be my first victim?" He rubbed his paws together.

He heard his dad head to the small kitchen. This was the time when Bowser got his early coffee. Junior snickered. "Target acquired."

Bowser's Location

Bowser finished getting ready for the morning and was walking to the hanger. He felt like giving the Clown Cruiser a morning polish to start his day. After that he'll go get breakfast and then fly the Clown Cruiser in the city. He cooouuuld be teaching or assist in teaching, but where's the fun in that?

He continued his way to his secret hanger,  eventually reaching the gate. He entered the access code and entered the room. His eyes landed on his baby...and that's when his eyes widened and his mouth fell open slightly.

The reason for his facial expression was because his precious vehicle had been vandalized. The face had make-up on it, the yellow eyes having eyelashes and the clown's orange lips now pink. Both the wings had an image of an emoji blowing a raspberry. However it was the side of his plane that really got his attention. The green side of his plane was now branded by a large black and orange Koopa symbol. He knew that symbol anywhere because the culprit had it on him 24/7. He spotted a note attached to the windshield.

He walked to his baby and plucked the note before opening it to see two simple words explaining the motive for this vandalism. "April Fools!".

Bowser gripped the note and slowly crumbled it as for the first time since he got here ever he shook his head with anger and he grit his fangs ever so slightly.

"JUUUUUNIOOOOOOOORRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!" Bowser roared breathing a heavy hot stream of fire in the air. It was loud enough that everyone in the city could hear him. He was going to get him back for this one day, he swore on it.

Unknown to Bowser, was that he was being watched.

"Oh man! That was better than I thought!" Jr laughs as he and his equally amused partner, Yang, were watching Bowser's facial reaction on television which was connected to a laptop. He had planted a miniature camera on the hanger to see the results of his prank live and in high definition.

"Hahaha yeah it is." Yang tried to stop snickering. "I didn't even know he had a secret hanger."

Jr scratched the back of his head. "He's kept it a secret for a while now. He really doesn't like it when someone touches his vehicle." He said. "You should also be glad you decided to join me because otherwise I would've pranked you. I had it all planned out and everything if you declined." Jr pointed out with a smirk that almost looked fiendish.

A sweat drop rolled off his partner's head as she looked concerned after hearing that. "What exactly did you have planned for me?" she asked curiously and dreadfully at the fate she avoided.

"Let's just say you would've needed more than one shower to clean yourself up." Jr hinted wickedly.

Truthfully he had planned to bomb her room with a paint bomb like the ones from Splatoon 2. The bomb would've blown up in a rainbow of colors laced with itching powder that would've latched onto her body. Not to mention her whole room would become uninhabitable. Although he would've made sure it would have only lasted for a few hours. But even so it was a few hours no one would want to endure. That's how horrifying it would've been.