A Whole New Inverted World

Before the evil

I was at the bus stop. I was so happy because today was a green day, and I would meet my crew at P.E today. I got on the bus and sat next to my friend sally @sally.ass (not part of the crew) and we talked about how satanic some kids in our school are. When we finally arrived at school, I went to math class. It was so boring listening to Mrs. Burns Explain are impossible homework. the bell finally rung, and we went to P.E. I was so happy, that I lauched a few semen, and made a girl pregnant. I named our baby Pally since here name was Cally and mine is Pablo. I finally made it to the P.E hall where a bunch of horny bitches were talking about banging on girls. They said things like the girls had to use tampons because the guys made them have a tough period. When I changed into my P.E clothes, I went into the gym to meet my crew. my crew is Tia @tia.mikaelson , Kayleigh @oh.k.mann and Kyleigh (she doesn't have instagram). we were doing streches that hurt so bad. They sent us out on the track. It was very cold but I didn't give a shit because we were all a happy family. We ran a mile around the track, and we had a lot of neck water. We all got red party cups, and we drank are neck water. I started feeling a bit sick and we all threw up. Alex, the horny kid who's crusing on Tia comes and splashes around in her puke because he loves her very much.

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Alex's POV

Hey this is alex, and I love Tia. I lick her poster every night, and I call on all of the spirits to posses Tis into liking me. Tonight i was going to do a satanic ritual with my bestie Michael. I also invited my friends Dylan and Jacob. The first thing you have to do is put blood. I heard satan loves frappuchinos, so I ordered a venti vanilla bean frappé with some blood I stole from the Red Cross. The next thing is a piece of human flesh. I ordered a venti pumpkin spice frappuchino with some flesh I stole from the neighborhood graveyard. I turned everything in the pentagram into a venti vanilla bean frappuchino. We started praying to satan, then we played with a ouija board all night. Satan finally noticed us, and he said that the next day in P.E a portal will open up and Chang life as we know it...

Next chapter: the portal