Peppa's reality

peppa

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Peppa's tears flowed down her puffy red cheeks endlessly. Her eyes now bloodshot and  her lips trembling.

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"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SWEARING IN MY FUCKING CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER YOU BITCH!"Krumania furiously yelled, smacking peppa's head with her elsa doll. Tears also streaming down her face. Krumania wiped the dried tears from her eyes as she stormed off to tell mum.

"MUM!" Krumania screamed whilst stomping downstairs towards Barbara, her mum, "PEPPA SWORE IN MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER. SHE RUINED MY LIFE!" Veins were visible in her neck at this point.

Barbara cocked one of her eyebrows,"She did? Oh dear.. I'll teach her a lesson don't worry hunny." She walked upstairs meeting a sobbing mess. "PEPPA SHIT WHY DID YOU SWEAR IN HER SERVER?" Her mum cried out, clenching her fist. Peppa weeped harder as simply saying words were impossible at this point. "I d-don't f-f-fucking kn-know you b-b-b-bitch.."Peppa choked out, anger evident in her tone of voice but soon turned to satisfaction as she heard her mother gasp.

"How.. dare.. you... SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY YOU IDIOT!!" She spoke, clearly infuriated as she whipped out her barbie doll belt that had glittery pink initials on it. She swung the belt around and raised it up attempting to scare the younger but ended up smacking herself in the eye. "Shit! That fucking hurts!" Barbara growled in pain. "You're lucky this time Peppa.. next time you won't be so lucky.." she clutched her eye in pain as she ran downstairs.

Peppa giggled in delight as she locked herself in her room, crawling towards her phone and pressing the yoga video. "Time for some daily yoga." She chuckled getting into position.

A few hours had gone past and Peppa was starving. Her mum had only given her some rice and eggs but it still wasn't enough. She felt her stomach grumble louder by the second, clutching her stomach. She shamelessly tried to nibble the air as if that would work because her mind had gone crazy. Her family was messed up as hell.

She would say she was the only sane one in the family but that would be false. No one in her family is normal. Especially Krumania. 

Anyways enough of that let's get onto the story.

Peppa was rolling on the ground, clutching her growling stomach. She slithered towards the door and reached for the handle. But, as she reached for the handle, the door swung open, revealing an angered Barbara.

"Peppa! What did I tell you about- Wait first off, where are you?" questioned Barbara, darting her eyes in every direction. Her question was answered not long after as she heard a groan from behind the door. Barbara cocked one of her eyebrows and slowly pulled the door away from human. 

"Food... I need... food." And with that Peppa passed out leaving a shocked Barbara above her. After a while of processing what happened, Krumania skipped towards Barbara with a gleeful smile on her face. "Hey mum, did you scold her ye- MUM DID YOU KILL HER?" Krumania was shocked of course, but that didn't stop her from smirking. She loved the sight Peppa was in and as creepy and wrong as that sounds she was probably a sadist. 

"Oh dear, what am I supposed to do with this dead body?" Barbara muttered whilst rubbing her nape with her hand. Krumania looked at her with a curious look. "Ay- isn't it obvious. We should burn her." Barbara then shaped her mouth into an 'o' as if she understood what she said. She slowly nodded and gestured for Krumania to lift Peppa's leg.

As soon as the disgusting creatures were about to touch a goddesses leg. Peppa started levitating towards the ceiling. The monsters looked up towards her in bewilderment with a puzzled expression engraved onto their face. Their jaws had been completely broken and were now hanging out in disbelief. "JESUS CHRIST CALL THE GODDAMN EXORCIST" Barbara shrieked in fear but it was too late.

The goddess herself now began to grow five other arms as she was now about to enter her final form. Her new five arms transformed into fresh bowls of noodles, including fishballs and chopsticks. Peppa then began to descend majestically towards the ground, the bowls of noodles floating with her. 

Her stomach growled a deafening melody of starvation and anger of not being able to eat noodles. The shock never leaving their faces, Barbara and Krumania began to smash the bowls of noodles with their air hammer thinking it would have any effect. But as expected with a weak, flimsy weapon as what they call the 'air-hammer', it gained no damage towards the almighty queen and her noodles. Terror was now forming up into the grotesque creatures eyes as they began to squeal in horror. They both grabbed eachother simultaneously trying to shield each other from the Peppa's iconic attack. The pig squeak.

Peppa opened her mouth to reveal the most ear-damaging, blood-shivering, can make your organs quake, mind blowing, butt shaking scream there was. But as she was about to do so, she had forget one vital fact. Her voice was so worn down that she couldn't even produce a sentence! Let alone reveal the most ear damaging, blood shivering, can make your organs quake, mind blowing, butt shaking scream there is! It was simply and utterly impossible.

So peppa had to resort to drastic measures... Run the fuck outta there and don't forgot to take your bowls of noodles with you. With that, Peppa sprinted towards the window and jumped out. She didn't care if she died, anything was better than seeing the faces of Barbara and Krumania. Keeping in mind, the window was 3 stories high so Peppa probably would die. As she jumped out the window and began to feel herself getting closer towards the ground. Her life flashed before her eyes.. memories of the time where she managed to eat noodles. Her one and only love in life. And with a thud, she hit the ground. Dead.

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