Quirrel x Reader (april fools)

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(ghehhegeheh two oneshots in one day hrmhrmhrm this one couldn't possibly be an april fools joke nope nuh uh it's completely and totally real and youd better believe me or im shattering ur kneecaps)

"okey so what do i does to do" quirrel sayzyzy pulling out a piece of papeprprper

"oh i knoh i must backe cacke tht says 'i wuv u uwuwuwu'" he says scribibbling that down on psiece of paperer

so he go and bakeyeye cakeyeye and writ with frostin "i wuv u uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu" but oh noz!! he mess up?!!!! so he y e e ts cake itno gArbage

"squirerel what r u do?" u say come into kichchcen quirrel is spoiled

"nO DOMT COM IN HR XFULFULZRURXUGLZGDKHCHILXLUT" he screm

"oKAY FYPRULXGUOODTUXFUO" you screm bak and skidoodle away

"ok good but now what do" quruurul say v sad but he go to paprpepr and acribvle down new idea. he gon write letter say go to plae he meet u!!

"dear friend i have surprise for u in place where me meet u go there or momomomomomom will fire u ok? hint the surprise is my tell u i wuv u uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu" he say whil write down on paprrr but then u come in be like

"hi quqiururil!!!! what r u do?"

"whomst the friketh is in my room nO JSBZKSBXOWBXOSB"

"oK JDGDIDBEKXBWKXBDOXB" so u exit room and quirrel sig bcuz letter bad and he hav no ideya but then he hav ideyayaya! so he go up to you

"wat the fudge binch" u say he smak u across face

"wAT THE FUDGEBIMCH" you screm then quirur kiss u

"I WUV U" he shout and entiree halalwonest here and then u kiss him bak

"I WUV U TO" u screm but not as lowd and then you kiss and get marry and have kids

the end

(very good yes????????? you like?????????????? not April fools at all nonono also thamk u Cookie00122 Cafulolx @TheRealPapaScorch for ideas on writing storyyryry and how quirerel confess wuv to u ok byebye)

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