100 Ways to Kill Yourself (Sans x Chara)

Attempt 2

(Chara's POV)

Today's Saturday.

We're all going hiking today.

Things have been a bit awkward between Sans, Frisk, Azzy, and I. They were the ones who confronted me about cutting. I told them to respect my space and maybe not just barge in without even knocking when I'm about to get naked. It seems they told the others that the cut is from me slipping and falling.

"Ngaaahhhh!!!! I'm gonna beat the hell out of anyone who gets in my way!!!" Undyne runs ahead of the group with a spear in her hand.

"NYEH HEH HEH! AND I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, SHALL ASSIST YOU!!" Papyrus runs a few feet behind her, wearing his 'jog boy' outfit.

"heh, good luck bro, but the fish lady might not need any kelp with that at all." Sans laughs at his own pun while Papyrus starts yelling at him.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME YOU SHORT LITTLE PUN F*CKER?!?"

Mom looks up from triple checking everything to glare at Undyne for swearing, and I have to remind her again that we're not 11 anymore.

She sighs and we walk into the woods, it's not dark at all like some people were expecting. There's quite a lot of monsters and humans around. 

We all walk for a bit chatting about whatever comes to mind, except for me, the girl who never pays attention and just gets lost in her thoughts.

I think about what's in my backpack, and when I can use it.

I completely zone out until I almost fall forwards from Azzy suddenly grabbing my shirt to stop me. We're in a small clearing in the forest, mom and dad are setting up the picnic while everyone else is either talking or wrestling.

"Hey, sis! Let's take some pictures!" He drags me over to Papyrus and Undyne who promptly stop fighting. Frisk joins us in a minute to hold the camera.

"THIS WILL BE THE BEST PICTURE BECAUSE THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS IN IT!!! NYEH HEH HEH!!!!"

"Say cheese!" I hear a chorus of 'cheese' while I just give a fake smile. The shutter of the camera goes off then Sans approaches us with a bottle of ketchup.

"hey, guys. lunch is reddy now, come get it now or you'll have to ketchup with us later. heh heh."

"SANS ENOUGH WITH THE PUNS!! WE ALL HATE THEM!" Papy yells at him more.

"i dunno about you, but i absolutely relish my puns, and im sure you do too. just cant mustard up enough courage to admit it, huh?"

They keep bickering while everyone else runs to the food. There's a ton of sandwiches, juice, mom's specialty pie, cookies and 4 bottles of ketchup. Why ketchup?

Undyne is shoving sandwiches down her throat while Alphys tells her to chew before she chokes. Azzy just eats all the cookies and stuffs them into his pockets and dad keeps trying and failing to stop him. Papyrus keeps scolding Sans about his endless puns. Mom smiles at the chaos and just cuts the pie.

I sit there stunned, blinking, no life in my eyes.

"I'm going for a walk," I mumble as I stand up, grabbing my bag.

"Ah, have fun! Take some pie with- oh, she's gone."

I walk deeper and deeper into the woods, occasionally glancing behind me in case anyone is there. Soon I can't hear anything except the wind.

"This is far enough.." I mutter to myself, still looking around for someone.

I put down my backpack and unzip it to pull out the rope buried inside. 'Can't believe no one managed to find this.'