sO uH 43 nEVer hApPeNeD- i feel so bad ngl-
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"How do farts work?" Minho asked in a lower voice than usual, indicating he was tired. "I don't fucking know." Jisung replied rolling towards Minho.
They were still on the rooftop. The sun was peaking out from behind the trees and the two both had too much to drink. Where did the alcohol come from? No knows.
Jisung rolled on top of the other making them both groan. "Get off me fatty." The older growled pushing Jisung off of him. "How are we going to get home?" Jisung asked. "Call Felix.. or Chan or janzosna" "I don't have janzosna's number can you give it to me?" The both of them started wheezing uncontrollably, holding onto each other. At this moment, they were wondering if one of the rats roofied their drink.
"C-call Felix.." Minho said finally calming down a bit. Jisung nodded taking out his phone and dialing the number.
"Hey buddy sorry if I woke you up but I'm like in the middle of the woods with Minho and we are too tired to walk back home."
Minho started laughing again for no reason whatsoever which made Jisung laugh a bit too.
"I will send you my location if I remember how—"
"HAN FUCKING JISUNG THIS IS YOUR MOTHER. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT IN THE WOODS AT FIVE AM? ARE YOU DRUNK? WHO DRUGGED YOU? IS MY BABY KIDNAPPED—"
The boy's eyes shot open as they both tried to calm down Ms. Han.
"NO NO MISS HAN—" "MOM I'M FOR NOT— WAIT HOW ARE YOU ALREADY HERE?"
Jisung yelled seeing his very own mother walk up the stairs.
"You two are in big trouble!"
That was all that was heard after the night(well technically morning) ended with both Jisung and Minho's asses beat.
I forgot how to write sorry- also all schools in my area are closed until summer :/ it's okay though I don't mind online schooling.
How is everyone doing with the virus btw?
Hope everyone stays healthy!! And it's also almost 6AM atm and i was trying to finish this before I sleep- so it probably has a lot of grammar and spelling mistakes sorry-
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