Rich vampire: fresh blood please
Ordinary vampire : dinuguan please
Poor vampire: hot water please
Nagtaka ang waiter
Waiter: bat hot water
Poor vampire: wala akong pera buti nalang may napulut ako na napkin mag tcha tcha nalang ako
Sorry kung mali ang spell di ko alam spell ei sorry hhahahah vote and comment

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