Who kills you and why?
Capricorn: Oikawa
Cause you bought the wrong bread.Aquarius: Oikawa
He hit you in the head while doing his serve.Pieces: Oikawa
He said he was a leprechaun and pinched you to death since you weren't wearing green.Aries: Oikawa's fangirls
He waved at you and then his fangirls murdered you while going home out of jealously.Taurus: Oikawa
He squished you to death with his hugs.Gemini: Oikawa
You got a better math grade than him.Cancer: Oikawa
His smile burned through your soul.Leo: Oikawa
He was broke so he sold you on the black market.Virgo: Oikawa
He "accidentally" buried you 6 foot under Seijoh's local park.Libra: Oikawa
You tricked him that there was no volleyball practice for a week and paid the price with your life.Scorpio: Oikawa
You told him you were a Scorpio but then he freaked because he thought you said Scorpion. He declared that he'll kill you before you sting him and he hit you very, very hard with a trash can lid.Sagittarius: Oikawa
You crossed paths in the hallway but didn't interact. Seconds later, you were being trampled over by his fangirls and died.
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Haikyuu Zodiacs
FanfictionAstrology really fascinates me, and Wattpad has influenced me to make this book. Anyways, enjoy!