Haikyuu Zodiacs

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Who kills you and why?

Capricorn: Oikawa
Cause you bought the wrong bread.

Aquarius: Oikawa
He hit you in the head while doing his serve.

Pieces: Oikawa
He said he was a leprechaun and pinched you to death since you weren't wearing green.

Aries: Oikawa's fangirls
He waved at you and then his fangirls murdered you while going home out of jealously.

Taurus: Oikawa
He squished you to death with his hugs.

Gemini: Oikawa
You got a better math grade than him.

Cancer: Oikawa
His smile burned through your soul.

Leo: Oikawa
He was broke so he sold you on the black market.

Virgo: Oikawa
He "accidentally" buried you 6 foot under Seijoh's local park.

Libra: Oikawa
You tricked him that there was no volleyball practice for a week and paid the price with your life.

Scorpio: Oikawa
You told him you were a Scorpio but then he freaked because he thought you said Scorpion. He declared that he'll kill you before you sting him and he hit you very, very hard with a trash can lid.

Sagittarius: Oikawa
You crossed paths in the hallway but didn't interact. Seconds later, you were being trampled over by his fangirls and died.