Haikyuu Zodiacs

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Nothing to do with Haikyuu, and isn't accurate for EVERYONE. This is also a small rant chapter for me so feel free to listen to what I have to say :) And I was also very lazy so this page is unedited... And sorry for leaving Pisces and Scorpio almost blank. I don't really know any of them.

Things I noticed about the zodiac signs...

Capricorn: You guys are like the only normal people I know. As a Libra, Capricorns can be my bestie anytime mainly because we have similar traits and such. You guys are likE— UGH WHY CAN'T LEO'S AND ARIES'S JUST BE LIKE YOU CAPRICORNS???

Aquarius: I FUCKING LOVE YOU AQUARIUS'S!!!! You guys are always so funny and have the best memes... I don't know why the stereotype for Aquarius's are just emotionless! Well, there's ONE Aquarius in my life that I hate down to the soul and will never forgive and motherfucking hate forever. But besides that you guys are pretty as hell and I really love you <33333 I have no clue why you guys are so underrated but most guys that I've had crushes on over the years turn out to be Aquarius's... So I really love you guys :)))))

Pieces: I don't really remember meeting a Pieces... Sorry.

Aries: Imma say this right now. I FIND A LOT OF ARIES'S COCKY AS FUCK. Again, not every Aries is that cocky, as one Aries I met literally stood out a kilometre out of the Aries crowd. You guys are very very very very good at fighting, both verybally and physically. And please try to control your temper at times, I know it'd kind of hard. Some people don't like you because of your attitude sometimes, and you get judged a lot. BY ME. sorry.

Taurus: Hi Taurus here's the motherfucking tea about what I think about your zodiac sign.... YOU GUYS ARE MOTHERFLIPPING CRACKHEADS WHEN YOU'RE WITH SOMEONE YOU TRUST 100% BUT YOU'RE ALWAYS QUIET IN ANY OTHER SITUATION. Like seriously man you gotta break outta your shell. Anyways, you Taurus's aren't typically that smart (no hate sorry), and your periods tend to be a million times worse than any other zodiac for some reason—

Gemini: I'm quite sure Gemini is a sign on the "rarer" side, as I've only really met ONE in my life. AND I FELL HEAD OVER HEELS FOR THAT GUY LIKE OH MY LORD. I mean thank god he liked me back cuz I'd be like an Oikawa fangirl when I'm around him... I mean MAN you Gemini's are fucking cool and amazing... No wonder the best match for a Libra is a Gemini.... Other than Libra and Libra. ANYWAYS me and that guy never talked again after middle school grad cause we went to different highschools lmao. BUT I NEED MORE GEMINIS IN MY LIFE DO ME A FAVOR AND GIVE BIRTH TO A GEMINI MAN GOD PLS.

Cancer: You guys aren't fucking crybabies like the tiktoks say you are. Though you guys are on the overly emotional side, I still respect you guys with all my heart! I've had a crush that liked me back, and he was a Cancer. Sometimes we'd have feelings, sometimes we wouldn't. Honestly you guys sometimes be real flexers and money stinking rich thoughhh. I also noticed how the majority of you Cancers aren't social outcasts...

Leo: Personally, I don't like a lot of Leo's. BUT THE LEO'S ON WATTPAD ARE CHILL ASF SOOOOO WHERE U BITCHES AT????? The Leo's I know in real life are absolute bitchy and annoying as fuck. They act like they're always the center of attention and the most "pOPuLar pERsoN iN ThE WoRLd" and are always on gossip for some reason. But you Leo's on Wattpad are so fucking bipolar to what I've seen in real life!!! I don't even know how to explain it but you Wattpad Leo weirdos are the bestttttt.

Virgo: I don't know a lot of Virgos, but the only two I know share a lot in common. One Virgo is my ex-bestfriend who I guess found me boring and started spending all her time with another friend, and the other is my brother. They're both very, very pretty and are "okay" in popularity, but they're insecure as fuck and are literally more annoying then that fuckboy in your class that you hate to death and sometimes don't even KNOW IT. Maybe that fuckboy is a Virgo. I know this is a stereotype, but I deem it as true. YOU VIRGOS ARE FREAKING PERFECTIONISTS–most of the time. My ex-bestfriend basically has OCD but at the same time doesn't. She just loves everything PERFECTO *MWAH* and I just can't stand that side of her.

Libra: Okay so Libras can smell your fucking bullshit from a mile away so don't lie or try to trick them. We also despise getting pushed both mentally and physically. We can't really hold a grudge for more than 2 seconds, but if you REALLY screw up, Libras are gonna hate you for eternity. I don't get why a lit of people think Libras are really social, but most of them are actually introverts. We're also motherfucking smarter than you think, and stop calling us fucking indecisive as hell. Also, it's 100% true that us Libras like other Libras. We're like a normalish sign, and we like calmness in our partners.

Scorpio: I haven't gotten close to any Scorpios, and I don't really have much to say. I'm really sorry about that :(

Sagittarius: I can't help but realize that you Sagittarius's are popular as fuck. Like– Most popular people in my highschool (middle school as well) are fucking Sagittarius's! You guys are also 10/10 in prettiness and I'm always jealous of your looks... Most of you guys are also extroverted and you can steal someone's mans real easy.