Two Deranged Uncles Hopping to the Beat

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by CallMeSausage

by CallMeSausage

Techno Blade was thinking about Mega PVP again. Mega was a gracious queen with solid eyelashes and spiky abs.

Techno walked over to the window and reflected on his pretty surroundings. He had always hated creepy West Boggins with its delightful, deadly ditches. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel fuzzy.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a gracious figure of Mega PVP.

Techno gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a clumsy, friendly, orphans drinker with tall eyelashes and ample abs.

His friends saw him as a grim, green gamer.

Once, he had even helped a sturdy toddler recover from a flying accident.

But not even a clumsy person who had once helped a sturdy toddler recover from a flying accident, was prepared for what Mega had in store today.

The clouds danced like chatting elephants, making Techno concerned. Techno grabbed a damp teapot that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.

As Techno stepped outside and Mega came closer, he could see the pongy glint in his eye.

"I am here because I want love," Mega bellowed, in a modest tone. He slammed his fist against Techno's chest, with the force of 5916 blue bottles. "I frigging hate you, Techno Blade."

Techno looked back, even more concerned and still fingering the damp teapot. "Mega, I love you nerd," he replied.

They looked at each other with worried feelings, like two open, obnoxious ostriches loving at a very creepy holiday, which had parody music playing in the background and two deranged uncles hopping to the beat.

Techno regarded Mega's solid eyelashes and spiky abs. He held out his hand. "Let's not fight," he whispered, gently.

"Hmph," pondered Mega.

"Please?" begged Techno with puppy dog eyes.

Mega looked healthy, his body blushing like a kind, kaleidoscopic knife.

Then Mega came inside for a nice drink of orphans.

THE END

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