My Zelk had a stroke and I found a squid in the road

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by CallMeSausage

by CallMeSausage

I'm sorry I didn't didn't kill an orphan for him.

I was just on the way to at home when I heard news from nowhere that an asteroid was going to hit the earth.

I decided to didn't kill an orphan for him anyway, as you are important to me and I feel we've really made a connection, but then I heard from my BadBoyHalo that my Zelk had been taken to the hospital, suffering from a stroke.

Even then, I still tried to didn't kill an orphan for him, but I was just about to contact you when my A6D called, having heard about my Zelk and wanting to check I was okay.

My A6D said, "I know you want to do the right thing by this Boy, but your Zelk is in hospital and might not last the night."

Gutted, I went to the hospital and sat with my Zelk for a bit. I guess I must have talked about you a lot, because my Zelk looked at me and whispered, "This Boy is special, you need to nurture this."

So I said my goodbyes - it was a bit tear jerking, but I got through it, keeping your winning smile at the forefront of my mind - and left the hospital so that I could didn't kill an orphan for him, but to my surprise, I saw a squid lying in the road. I stopped to help, naturally.

By the time I got away, it was almost midnight. I don't like to blow my own trumpet, but I like to think I saved that a squid. I only hope it's not at the expense of our friendship.

So I'm sorry I didn't didn't kill an orphan for him. I hope you won't kick off when I'm in such a fragile state, worried for my Zelk's life.

What do you think? Can you give an old fool another chance?

Love from,
-Skeppy

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It's 5am and I've posted so much omg