The squeals and giggles could be heard a mile away and, quite frankly, they sent chills up and down my spine. That feeling accompanied my annoyance. "How can they do that all day?" I hissed as I sat up and glared at the mob of girls obsessing over a certain duck-butt. Naruto scoffed, "Now you know how we felt back at Kohona!" He sneered in annoyance. Everyone was annoyed, even Ino and Sakura! Now that is saying something! "Why didn't you just tell the chicks to take a hike then?" They all looked at me as if I had grown two heads.
"Are you crazy?! If we even thought about coming in between Sasuke and them, we'd be dead faster then you could say 'ramen'!!!" Naruto exclaimed, flailing his arms and smacking Kiba in the process. "Why I oughta-" I ignored the bickering between the two idiots and focused my attention on the mob that had, not surprisingly, grown double in size. We were in my front lawn chilling (if you could even call it that anymore) when a group of girls took notice to Sasuke instantly and bombarded him. Poor fool. "That's it!" I shouted. I marched my way towards the insane girls and pushed them out of the way before grabbing Sasuke by his shirt and tugging him away and shoving him onto Sakura and Ino (who blushed madly by the way) and growled at the mob.
"He's not interested! Back off, can't you take a hint?! God, you people are desperate to the point where you should be shunned by humanity!" At that little remark, the group swiftly turned their heads away from the girls and put their fingers up while hissing/exclaiming 'SHUN!' "-I don't even know what you see in that dude, I mean seriously his hair look like a duck's arse! How is that appealing to you people?!?!" I huffed and crossed my arms over chest after lecturing them for a good 20 minutes. "Now get off my property before I kick you off! Shoo, fly you fools!" I shouted angrily while taking a rake I had left out from raking the leaves and chased after them.
Once I knew for certain they were gone I returned back, put my sunglasses back on (they had fallen off during the lecture), layed back on my lounge chair, and sighed contently unaware of the awe-filled experssion on everyone's faces. "Take a picture, it'll last longer." I mumbled boredly. What I didn't expect was for a certain blonde-knucklehead to take that comment seriously.
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Kohona Meets Modern
HumorWhat happens if Naruto and his gang of friends end up in the real world? What happens when they come across Jessie, a crazy out-going girl who jumps to random conclusions, and need her help to blend in with the crowd? A heck of a lot of surprising t...
