Jotaro and Kakyoin go to McDonald's and Get Married

she a thot tho

"You come back to life, pog." Jotaro answers his question.

"Ha that's cool." Kakyoin hums still upside down "Wait, what?"

"Yeah this Wikihow article says that I'll be able to bring you back if we play I can't go for that by Hall & Oates, stand in a triangle of trees with an ouija board in the middle and one of us has to look like Rick Astley." Jotaro says in a completely calm manner.

"First of all I thought Ouija boards were made so you could talk to ghosts not revive them second of all why in the fresh fuck does someone have to look like Rick Astley? And why I can't go for that." Kakyoin questions using aggressive hand movements.

"Because Wiki how said so." Jotaro says as he stands upright.

"Are you in a Wikihow cult?" Kakyoin ponders with a slight fearful tone.

Jotaro did not answer that last question, instead he handed Kakyoin some clothes "Become Rick Astley."

Kakyoin was extremely confused he took the clothes and just sort of smiled? It looked like a smile but definitely didn't have the meaning of one.

"Before you even ask, it's because you're ginger." Jotaro simply says walking over to a CD Player near one of the three important Wikihow trees.

"Hehhhehshgzvsfsffsggzgsggwgg" was all Kakyoin could answer back. He magically put on the clothes without changing because mmmmm ghost. He looked like buff Rick Astley + a weird hair noodle.

"It is time." Jotaro presses play on the CD player and I can't go for that plays.

There was silence, silence for a long long time. "Jotaro I don't think this is working." Kakyoin mutters breaking the silence temporarily.

Suddenly, lightning struck the ouija board in the middle and fog bursts out of the ouija board, Kakyoin's Jaw dropped as Jotaro stood there silently. The fog moved to the beat of the song slowly heading towards Kakyoin encircling him. "This is kinda gay not gonna lie." Kakyoin says a nervous smile appearing on his face. The fog doesn't even touch him and it had socks on so it's not gay.

As the song finishes the fog fades and Kakyoin is lay on the ground. Jotaro slowly approaches him. (Oh, you're approaching me?)

Kakyoin sits up back to not looking like Rick Astley. Slowly but surely Kakyoin stands struggling to maintain balance for a few seconds.

"You're alive, you're alive." Jotaro says with the most itty bittiest of smiles.

He runs towards Kakyoin to pull him into a bear hug and spin him around in a circle like in those movies.

Kakyoin's neck and spine immediately break on impact and he dies again.

His ghost floats out of his body "Bruh."

"Welp looks like we gotta do that again." Jotaro says dragging Kakyoin's dead body behind a tree.

They both resume their prior positions and do it again.

Lightning struck once more this time the Ouija board shattered and the fog bursts out more aggressively, the fog heads towards Kakyoin but instead encircles around Kakyoin and the tree and presumably his body. As the fog fades Kakyoin was gone.

Bro he gone he got dragged down straight to hell.