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M&M: I'm back bitches! Sorry, anyway, yea it's freezing in Jersey so basically, we're going to Miami baby!
Right now, I'm waiting for Snooki to pick me up. Jenn, Snooks and I are riding together this year. I heard a car horn and ran outside. "Guys!" I yelled as they jumped out and tackled me into a hug.
We got in the car and made our way to Miami. We made a pit stop to get food at this little restaurant. Snooki got fried pickles. "God that's disgusting how can you even eat those." I made a face at her.
"Hey how are you ladies doing this evening?" This guy came up to us holding alcohol.
"Good, we're making a mess." Jenni answered.
"It looks like it over here, uh, I was wondering if uh y'all would be interested in a couple shots? I got a couple lemon drops here if you'd like to take one."
"Yea." We answered.
"Do you mind if I have a seat?" He gestured next to Snooki since I was sitting next to Jenn.
"Okay." Snooks answered. We were all talking when Snooki asked him if he fist pumps.
"Do I fist pump? I've never fist pumped a day in my life." He answered.
"Wanna start?" Jenn joked.
"What's in it for me if I do?" My eyes went wide and I tried not to laugh.
"Show us what you got." Snooki said before taking a sip of her drink.
"This what I got." He started moving and it looked like he was having a seizure. On top of that, this other dude came up to us.
"Hi, I'm sorry to bother you, but you're very beautiful." He said to me. "Could I get you a drink?" The guy wasn't bad looking at all.
"Oh, no sorry she has something going on with someone." Snooki answered for me.
"I do?" I asked, shocked.
"Yea, his name's Vinny."
"Oh god. She's joking, guys I'll be back." I went with the guy, we talked for a while and gave me his number. "Ready to go?" I asked, walking over to them.
"Yea. What'd you guys talk about?" Jenn asked.
"Oh you know, just exchanging numbers." I laughed.
"But we're in the South. Maya you're never going to see that man again." Snooki told me.
"He lives in Jersey." I laughed as we headed to Miami.
We finally get to the house and we're the last freaking ones there. We walk in and they all cheer. My mouth drops.
M&M: I look over, and there's Angelina. Like, excuse me? I thought you were dealt with and gone?
