Lightning Strike (South Park Fractured But Whole x otaku Reader)

Light Cat: Orgins 1

I walked inside, ready to beg myself into that group.

"Oh hello" Liane greeted "The boys are down playing in the playroom."

"Oh okay thank you ma'am" and ran to the living room.

But it had a passcode on it..
Eric won't mind if I look in his room, will he?

I walk inside, careful not to make any noise. I saw a book behind a cracked lamp.

I tried to move but then I thought "Eh, it's already broken" and punched it.

I finally had the book called 'Cartman's Journal' and opened it.

I saw a lot of things: Stan getting his head shot off, Kyle making love to another Kyle (I knew he had a thing for him), a bloody dragon, and page that said 'BEWARE, DO NOT OPEN. COON ONLY'

Hm.....

I open it anyway, although I was careful not to rip anything.

The key code was 'Fuk You Mom'. Okay, disrespect to the person who loves you aside, atleast I finally had the code.

I put it back where I found as not to look too suspicious.

I walked back downstairs to hear Liane actually talking about the red 'lava' legos.

I typed in 'Fuck you mom' or 307 and I was finally in.

"Maybe we should go to Raisins to see if the waitresses know anything" a slightly clogged voice that sounded like Clyde's suggested.

"That's not enough Mosquito" Coon said "We have to act faster before the Freedom Pals can"

He pulls out a scrappy cat poster "One hundred dollar reward, do you know what that mean for our superhero franchises"

"That cat looks pretty old" The kite dude who I guessing is Kyle hesitated "Maybe it just died in a gutter somewhere."

"Human Kite, do I have to remind you? Freedom Pals have 1 thousand followers on Coonstagram" Didn't he mean Instagram? "We have 6, the five of us and Billy Turner, who's a ginger. This is the key to finally beating those fuckers."

"But where do we start looking? That cat could be anywhere" Jimmy with a sick pair of headphones asked.

"We need to split up" Coon idealized "Mosquito, take into the air and check out the city parks."

"You got it! Mosquito away" and ran past me

"Human Kite, see if he's stuck a tree somewhere." He turned to Craig with a S on "You've the storm drains Super Craig"

Kyle 'whooshed out' and Craig left with a monotone 'Super Craig'

"Fastpass, we'll need your superhuman speed to get to the Mayor's Office and tell you we're on the case".

"Don't worry Coon, you can count on Fastpass to get their fast" He nearly fell over but collected himself. "Excuse me" and also passed me.

With no else in the room, I quietly walked downstairs and saw a Rubic's Cube. I went to touch it but accidentally shook it.

"HEY HEY HEY" I had alerted The Coon "Do Not touch that! That device can blow up the another Milky Way Galaxy, Jesus Fuck"

"Whoa!!! Dude I'm sorry" I tried to apologize

"MOM, Y/N is trying to play with the Cube of Absolute Destruction" He yelled to his upstairs mother

"You be nice to all your friends Eric" she yelled back "Be a good sharer"