[in case you didn't know,
yes i love the pretty setter squad with all my hearthaha if i,, fail with this,
please know that i'm an utter disappointment
and i'm already one :)
Ps sorry but I'm just,
There's gonna be a lotta semishira in here and i dont
regret any of it :)]ilovealiens added sugasuga, milklover9, creampuff, smei, saltabu, prettiestsetter, killmekenma to the chat
sugasuga: tooru whats this?
ilovealiens: a pretty setter chat!
ilovealiens: even tho semi and shirabu shouldn't be in here but fine.
creampuff: that's because author likes semi and salty more than you
creampuff: shirabu** sorry autocorrect
saltabu: stfu
ilovealiens: !!!!!
ilovealiens: >:((((((
saltabu:ilovealiens: SEMI!! TELL UR SMALLER SETTER BOYFRIEND TO STOP STEALING MY MEMES
ilovealiens: MEME STEALER
smei: HES NOT MY BOYFRIEND
sugasuga: CRUSH* then
smei: I DONT LIKE HIM
creampuff: and obviously that was a lie.milklover9: i thought this was a chat to just share tips and tricks to being a setter?
milklover9: oikawa-san whats this for
ilovealiens: FUCK I FORGOT TOBIO-CHAN'S HERE EW
sugasuga:
sugasuga:
sugasuga:
smei: should we be concerned
creampuff: nah just let him be, he's gonna die soon anyway if he keeps up the workprettiestsetter: what the fuck
sugasuga: HOLY FUCK WE'RE MISSING PEOPLE
sugasuga: no WONDER IT SEEMED SO QUIET
smei: tooru you idiot
creampuff: how do you even. manage to. forget people
ilovealiens: STFUsugasuga added reverseadidas, momniwa, and footakuchi to the chat
reverseadidas: OOH!!!!!!!! A GROUP CHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ilovealiens: shrimpy...?
reverseadidas: NO!! ITS KOGANEGAWA!!!!!!!!!!!
smei: oh. i thought u were hinata for a second
momniwa: MY SON!!!!!!!!!!!!
sugasuga: omg another mom
sugasuga: lets suffer together
momniwa: please.
momniwa: i love my setter son tho
reverseadidas: MOM!!!!!!
sugasuga: omf so pure
milklover9: suga-san, are you my mom too?
sugasuga: yes honey, i am your mother.
ilovealiens: this sounds,, vaguely familiar,,,
smei: at least they have loving children unlIKE YOU
saltabu: you don't either
smei: FUCKOFF THISISNT ABOUT ME
creampuff: lovers' quarrel
saltabu: SHUT YOUR FUCK
ilovealiens: shut your fuck
prettiestsetter: shut your fuck
ilovealiens: OMF!! AKAASHI!!!!!prettiestsetter has left the chat
ilovealiens added prettiestsetter to the chat
ilovealiens: no leaving
sugasuga: ^^^
creampuff: if one of us suffers, we all do too
saltabu:
smei:
ilovealiens: oh honey, save your lovers' quarrels for later~
smei: LIKE I SAID. I DONT LIKE HIM.
saltabu: haha me? liking semi-san? oh hell no. never in my entire..life. haha.,
killmekenma: sounds like a lie but 🆗🆒private chat between killmekenma and smei
killmekenma: semi-san shut the fuck up i know you like shirabu don't even try to lie
smei:...
smei: okay maybe i do
smei: BUT DONT TELL HIM ISTG PLEASE
killmekenma: okok got it i won't, :)
smei: i don't trust that but okay fine just don't tell shirabuprivate chat between prettiestsetter and saltabu
prettiestsetter: you like semi-san don't you?
saltabu: what if i do?
saltabu: it's not your problem anyway isn't it
saltabu: plus he doesn't like me back, it's obvious
prettiestsetter: woah the salt.
prettiestsetter: okay you can have it your way but just so you know, i'm pretty sure he likes you.
saltabu: whAT
prettiestsetter: i said what i saidpretty setter squad
milklover9: oikawa-san can i add someone?
milklover9: hes a setter
ilovealiens: ??? sure
milklover9: k thanksmilklover9 has added miya to the chat
miya: yoyoyo!! hey Tobio-kun!~
milklover9: on second thought, maybe this was a bad idea.
alienfucker: WOAH THERE WHO R U TO CALL M Y TOBIO-CHAN TOBIO-KUN ????!;!3$: IM THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO CALL HIM THAT
milklover9: NO ONE is allowed to call me that.
sugasuga: hinata..?
milklover9: just him.
alienfucker: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 🤮🤮🤮🤢
alienfucker: THE YOUNG LOVE 🤢🤢🤢
smei: you didn't have to be jealous tooru, aren't you a unloveable trash can anyway?
saltabu:sugasuga: OH MAAAAN
sugasuga: YAHABA I THINK YOU NEED TO GO HELP YOUR SENPAI CUZ HE JUST GOT B U R N T
creampuff: nah leave him be cuz its truE
creampuff: well,creampuff added iwaizumi
iwaizumi: what is this. yahaba. explain.
creampuff: help soothe your boyfriend's injuries, he just got BURNT
alienfucker: IWA CHANNNNNNN
iwaizumi:iwaizumi left the chat
smei: BETRAYED
smei: LMFAO rip tooru
reverseadidas: i dont mean to interrupt! but Semi-san! isn't that a bit too mean!?
momniwa: my child... <3
momniwa: to everyone else, DONT YOU DARE CORRUPT MY BHILD
alienfucker: bhild
footakuchi: bhild
prettiestsetter: bhild
killmekenma: bhild
creampuff: bhild
smei: bhild
saltabu: bhildmomniwa has left the chat
alienfucker added momniwa to the chat
alienfucker: no leaving
reverseadidas: that was mean to my mom!!!!
sugasuga: aw so pure3.00am
killmekenma: do you ever wonder... what exactly is consciousness? like, are we actually even real? or maybe we're just a stimulation. and our lives and choices are being controlled by something outside our space, outside our universe — multiverse even.
prettiestsetter: you know shits real when kenma starts having his 3am kenma thoughts.
[yes, kenma's 3am thoughts are basically
another version of my everyday/minute thoughts LMFAOanyway i hope y'all enjoyed and yEEEas more chapters incoming!! stay tuned! and thank y'all for reading until here haha :)
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Fanfictioni like haikyuu and i like group chat fics i guess this is another self explanatory group chat fic yes they're all crackheads none of the characters belong to me haha ^ they belong to the all mighty furudate haruichi!!!