Sparkling: *calls da police* Police... he wants to kill me police.. HELP MEEE
Police: um, Look sir— *screaming*
Sparkling: *yeets phone away*
Herb: *stomps on phone*
Sparkling: *gasp* AAAAAAAAHHH
Herb: Calm down S P A R K Y, I just want to talk ;)
Sparkling: *inhale* no! NO! GET AWAY FROM MEEEE! NO BACK AWAY
Herb: Oh boy Sparkling, AHAHAHA. OH BOY.
Sparkling: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, A A A A A A A A A A A A A A -
Popcorn: *sips on soda*
Herb & Sparkling: *stops and stare at Popcorn*
Popcorn: *backs away while sipping loudly*
Herb: ....
Sparkling: *r u ns*
Herb: *chases h im*
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Cookie Run: The Absolute Horror❤
RandomA shitpost book based on cookie run, it's all just memes. Nothing more. God damn. None of the art belongs to me unless said otherwise