After Johns initial breakdown about his lifestyle and weight, he finally agreed that he would join Henya in getting to understand 'Chan Shoelace' The Ex Girlfriend of Liam *****.
He was sent the details of what's to be expected and a fantastically detailed description of their relationship written by none other than Melina. His other ex known as "Silver Stalker".
She went by this because of her silver grill and the way she followed people everywhere they went.The immaculate detail would be useful to these big bullies though.. and they thanked SS Mel as much as they physically could..
Henya and John were now ready for the interview. They were going to KNOCK this one out the park.
Knock, knock, bash.
Chan was slow at opening doors... goodness me...
Hearing a shuffle of feet, Henya and John brushed themselves off, trying to look professional, even though this was definitely a crime somewhere."Hi guys! Come in!"
She was cheerful. Not as ugly as they predicted... why had she dated Liam....?
She invited them into the living room which was completely filled with kawaii, cute, nice little trinkets and showed them a place they could sit. On the floor.
They got their notes ready.
"So.. when did you first meet Liam?"
They both kept shifting on the mucky floor, trying to sit somewhere comfortable. Chan wasn't replying.
"Meet. Liam. Where did you meet him?"
It was bizarre. Just speak. Just. Reply. Just speak.
They were itching for attention.The ground was getting nicer to be on at this point, couldn't even feel the gross, rough, scratchy, splinter wood. One more attempt at this questioning and then they were going.
"You willingly took his offer to date him?"
"Yes."
"He didn't force you?"
"No."
"..Huh...."
God almighty... She's insane... She's mad...
*COMING UP*
MSP needed recruits. Henya and John were the only ruthless warriors they knew. It was time for battle.
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