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"cool name." San complimented her. He couldn't stop thinking about how much she smelled like Wooyoung. It was weird to just keep smelling her, so he walked over to SooA.
"she smells like-"
"wooyoung."
"oh shit, you noticed too?"
"duh. Are you gonna do some undercover work or something?"
"no. Woo and her boyfriend or one of her male friends probably just wears the same cologne or something. It's a semi-popular scent y'know?"
"no... no I don't know."
The four sat down at a wobbly table with the seat covering on the chairs peeling off.
"i'm actually so curious to know who funds this place."
"what are we ordering?"
"wait are we actually eating here? Their food tastes like... an oil spoil."
"how do you even know what an oil spill tastes like Seonghwa?"
"who?"
"bitc- who what?"
"who asked hahahahah."
"you're so lame it hurts."
"bruh that didn't even make sense..." SooA added in.
"shh, he's sensitive just smile and nod." San whispered.
"i fucking heard you ass elephant." Seonghwa cursed.
"I'm not even gonna question it. N-e ways... can we please go eat somewhere else?" SooA asked.
"um no. we're already here." Seonghwa said picking up his pizza grease stained menu.
"hmm is that all the meats pizza grease on your menu seonghwa?"
Seonghwa ignored San and continued to look at the front and back of the menu 7848394 times as if there were so many options.
"bruh there's like ten things on the menu can you seriously not make up your mind?" SooA clowned him.
"oh my god, you two are lit-rally the bane of my existence shut the hell up."
"you love us!" San said with a fat toothy grin on his face.
"I think I'm gonna get the peppero-"
"i know this dumb ass did not just scan the entire menu for five minutes just to decide he wanted the most basic kind of pizza ever oh my god"
They all laughed at San making fun of Seonghwa.
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"that was the shittiest pizza I've ever had..."
"well when I practically begged to eat somewhere else, you um yeah you know." SooA said making an "I told you so" face.
"that is twenty dollars I will never get back. Just WASTED on that oil spill ass pizza. It gave me fucking heart burn."
"you're complaining a lot but-"
"YES I KNOW I WAS THE ONE WHO SAID WE SHOULD EAT THERE SHUT UP!"
Yunho patted Seonghwa's back and laughed it his angry boyfriend.
"Chaelin you've been quiet this whole time, is something wrong?"
"no not really just ready to go home haha."
"you mean ready to go to wooyo-"
chaelin smacked Yunho's arm hard and gave him a quick death glare.
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Romantiek•smut• ship; wooyoung + san (ateez) - "I'm sorry princess." "Ew don't call me that you bum." "Sorry princess... oops I meant bench astronaut nugget." San smiled a little showing off his dimple. "Fuck you're adorable." Wooyoung said under his b...