Kash
I picked Kalani up out her crib and shushed her.
"It's okay, mommy is here" I told her as I walked back in my room and sat on the bed.
She had a nightmare, woke up screaming almost scared the shit out of me.
My head hurting Jesus.
I rubbed her back and she calmed down.
"Momma got you" I said as I got up and walked downstairs and put some juice in her bottle and gave it to her.
I walked back upstairs and closed my door. She felt a little hot.
"Aww mommy baby I think u running a fever" I said as I felt her forehead.
I took her clothes off and ran her a warm bath water.
I looked in my medicine cabinet and found her Infant Motrin.
She whined and I turned her water off and took her pamper off and put her in her tub.
I bathe her and got her out and lotioned her down and put Vick's on her feet and put her socks on.
I put her diaper on and walked back into my room and grabbed the medicine and gave her the right dosage.
"Open mommy baby, it's juice" I said as I hit it behind her juice and she opened her mouth and I tricked her and gave her the medicine then once she swallowed it I gave her the juice.
She finna be sleep in a minute.
I turned on the TV and let her watch her fav show, Proud Family reruns.
I propped up pillows around her and I laid her on the pillow and gave her the bottle back and put cover over her belly. I turned on the fan to try to cool her down as well.
I walked in my bathroom and took a quick shower and cleaned up once I finished.
I popped me a ibuprofen.
I laid back in the bed with her and watched tv. And fell asleep with her.
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"Da da" I heard Kalani say.
I opened my eyes and saw him picking her up and I grabbed my phone and checked my notifications. I texted everybody back and I got out my bed.
I walked in the bathroom and did what I had to do and brushed my teeth again once I finished.
I yawned and walked to khalick and touched my baby forehead and the fever is gone bye bye.
I walked downstairs and fixed her a bottle and grabbed her baby food and her spoon.
"You look like shit" Dunk said.
"You smell like shit" I said as I walked up the stairs.
I walked into my room and handed him her baby food and bottle.
I laid back down on my side of the bed and went back to sleep.
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"Wake yo ass up" I heard khalick and I looked at the time.
Damn i only got a hour of sleep.
"What do u want?" I asked as I kept my cover over my head.
"Get up now, yo brother want you NOW" he said and got loud.
"U gon stop yelling at me" I said as I got up and walked to the bathroom and he blocked the doorway.
"He said right now"
"Damn I can't brush my teeth or sum gimme some gum then" I said and he gave me a piece of gum.
I grabbed my robe and put it on and tied it and we walked downstairs.
I sat on the couch between meme and heather.
"Fuck is this a intervention?" I asked.
"Yes" everybody answered.
"We gon talk about last night" Jonathan said.
"Mane u woke me up for this shit?" I asked.
"What the hell? I got dragged out the bed got this??" Heather said.
"My head is pounding and we having a damn intervention about what the fuck happen last night, I should kick yo ass" meme said as she began to get up.
"Sit the fuck down" Jonathan demanded and her ass sat the fuck down.
"Short ass motherfucker"meme mumbled and me and heather laughed.
"We gon talk about this" kid said and turned on the TV and it was a picture of me kissing Kelly and the next slide showed me sitting in his lap and him grabbing my boob.
"Aww shit" meme and heather said and I smiled.
"Now that was a nice ass kiss in public, Ian gon cap" I said and high five meme and heather.
"U think that shit funny huh??" Khalick asked.
"I mean I didn't laugh but I'll laugh for u" I said and laughed. "Clearly ur the joke in this room now".
"Shut the fuck up" Jonathan told me.
"I think I hear my baby crying, I'll see y'all later" I said as I stood up and Rico held me down. "Ima sit the fuck down just cuz you a big motherfucker ion wanna get sat on".
"I took them to grandma Kirk" Jonathan said.
"Damn" we said.
"Now what the fuck is this??" Khalick asked me.
"I mean she kissing a nigga that's what it is" heather said and we laughed.
"Well as in the picture above, you can see me, Famous Kash Money tonguing down the fine ass 6'8 14 inch D- that's besides the point but it's me tonguing down the NBA player" I said and laughed.
"Correction, that's you kissing a basketball player in public being a thot while ur in a relationship" Dunk said and I laughed.
"Correction, I'm single not in a relationship" I said. "What's the point of this?? I get cheated on, oh it's cool and shit while I cry and break down how I feel and get ignored. But I kiss a nigga in public then oh I'm a hoe and get all the attention from y'all. If y'all don't get the fuck"
"U fucking him?" Khalick asked.
"Are you asking like if I fucked him last night or been fucking him?? I been fucking him but last night I didn't" I said and khalick tried to attack me and they caught him.
I laughed.
