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I know what your thinking, and no this isn't a start of a horror movie,
Well, except for me, I mean I have to spend a whole weekend with Ben! On top of that, not that I minded but rodrick, Greg and his weird friend Rowley,
Wonder how I got in this predicament? Our parents were talking when the heffley came over for dinner, and the 'adult' talk was this whole thing, they rented it out for this weekend, mom and Simon decided to tell me yesterday, today is the day we leave,
So I did what I think was the most important thing for the trip, I wrote out rules for the dipshit to follow or consequences will follow shortly after, "here ass," I say handing him a piece of paper, "what's this?" he ask I look at him, "you can read, I distinctly remember you going to school," I say rolling my eyes, "shut up," he groans, "read it! And if you so much do anything on there, I will pummel you to a pulp, got it?" I ask he nods gulping, "good!" I say and take my bags dragging them down stairs,
I sigh finally placing the semi heavy suit case in the car and I slip into the back, I pulled my blanket over me sleepingly,
I fell asleep, I was woken by a slamming of car doors, "come on sweetie, we're here," mom smiles I nod yawning, I open the door leaving the blanket in the car and walk up to the house, "I can't wait to be gutted and hung by a hook," I say to Ben, he looks to me"thats not going to happen, right? "he ask I smirk" piss me off and you'll be hung by alot more then a hook, "I say opening the door, Ben stood in the door way petrified, I stumbled over to a big couch and jumped onto it laying on my stumach,
I felt someone sit on my butt," you will wanna wish its not you Ben, "I say dangerously low," good thing it's not him then, huh? "rodrick asks with a smirk, I roll my eyes" get off me, your definitely heavier then you look, "I say groaning, he didn't move just sat there snickering I eventually was able to elbow him in the side he crys and I take this as my advantage and push him off, I fix my shirt sitting up smirking, the adults walk in seeing rodrick on the floor in pain,
" he sat on me First!" I say pointing at him, he glares at me and the adults shake their head but hold in laughter, "that's two zero, diaper boy," I tease once the adults walked out, "maybe I'm letting you win," he says smirking, "really now?" I say standing he jumps up smiling, "really," he grins,I shake my head laughing"what ever, "I giggle, as I walk to where everyone was gathered,
" you and rodrick are sharing, is that okay? "Ms heffley asks I nod smiling," hey? Where's manny? "I ask looking around," oh! We took him to his grandmothers, "Mr heffley answers I nod and look to Ben who was looking at anything but looking at me, I smirk" come on, let's get our room, "rodrick says taking his bags,
I pull mine up the flight of stairs and down the hallway, I tossed the bag in a corners in our room," dimbs! "I call jumping on the nicer bed, he rolls his eyes," not fair! "he exclaims," is too, you big baby! "I yell flipping him the bird, he groans and falls back on his bed," RODRICK! STOP JUMPING ON THE BED, WE CAN HEAR IT FROM OUR ROOM!! "Greg shouts I smirk to him,
