Condom the cockroach: Hey...ur rllly sexy I want to show u love in ways youve never had.
Randy the rat: You...you really want to....i give you permission do it all condom but you just cant tell anyone. This relationship needs to be kept secret
*condom starts doing naughty things to Randy*
Randy: Condom...I think its enough. We can't be doing this right now.. Its not right for a rat and a roach to be in love..Im sorry but I just cant be with you
Condom: N-NO YOU CANT LEAVE ME RANDY..!! YOU CANT.
I LO-LOV-
*randy runs into the sewers with his slimy tail running against the pavement*
*Condom starts having a panic attack*
Condom: W-WHAT AM I GONNA DO..
I CANT LIVE WITHOUT HIM I LOVE HIMMM
