Falling For A Criminal (Itachi X Reader)

Stay Away

Saskue's POV
  I glare at my older brother wishing he would just turn back around.
"Hey little bro"
I look at him in disgust, he was the reason I was alone, he was the reason I didnt have parents but yet he has the audacity to show up at my house even though he fled that day. He is only two years older then me but I hate him with a burning passion.
"Dont call me that"
"But that's what you are to me isn't it?"
Is he challenging me, in my own home. Before I could say anything about it he interrupts with: "so can I come in or do you just want me to stand here?"

After he said that I wanted to punch him more then ever but somehow I restrained myself.
"Do I have a choice?" I ask, my voice dripping with venom.
"No" he slides by right beside me into the house.
I look over to (f/n) to find her mouth open and clearly about to get a nosebleed. "Oh my gosh that is my brother, who by the way I hate" I whisper yell.
"You said you had a brother... you didn't say he was hotter then kiba in a towel"
"Okay one he is NOT hot two did you have to bring the whole you and kiba thing up? And lastly I told you to Stay Away from him."

"Fine" was all she said as a reply.
"Is that your girlfriend?" Itachi asked from the kitchen.
"Dumbass, if you were actually in my life you would know I'm gay, this is my bestfriend"
"Your gay?" Itachi asks with a look and tone of disbelief. Now I knew that this was (f/n)'s trigger.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN PRETTY BOY?" She yells.
Itachi and I both look at her with puzzled expressions and then as if on que we both asked at the same time "pretty boy?"

"Forget about what I called you and answer my question."
Itachi looks at her amused and answered back,"Chill hot stuff I'm happy for him and that means I have more of a shot with you" (f/n) has a pink tint to her cheeks and I AUTOMATICALLY want to punch my brother and her. I lean over a little and whisper "stay away."
"Yeah yeah I got it"
"I want to be a part of the conversation!"
"NO ITACHI, besides how long are you here for?"
"8 months"
I try to hold it back I really did but... I failed.
"AAHHHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I'M GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND"
I run out of my house slamming the door behind me leaving an amused itachi and a shocked and concerned (f/n).
I stayed outside the door and started to hear itachi laugh then an aggressive "OWW SHIT"
(F/n) runs outside and sits next to me.
"What did you do to him?"
"Well, umm.... let's just say that if I did my job right he might find it quite difficult to make babies..."
"And that ladies and gentlemen is why (f/n) is my bestfriend!" I announce like a show host.

We go back inside the house to find itachi still rolling on the ground. (F/n) and I did the handshake we made back in elementary and began to laugh our asses off.
"Hot stuff is feisty, I like it." Itachi says finally standing up off the ground. Before (f/n) could kick him again(just because I know how much damage he can do when hes mad... or wants to) I step up and say: "(f/n) and I are going back to my room leave us alone or she kicks you again."
"Yikes hot stuff scares me" itachi says in an amused cartoon voice.
Saskue and (f/n)
"SHUT IT SHITHEAD"
Sasuke's room
"Your brother is hot but he is such a jerk"
"Well... now will you stay away from him?"
"I'll um try my best"
Not exactly the answer I wanted to hear but its reassuring enough.
"I'll call you later sasuke I have to get home or else my mom will freak, bye love you. Oh and dont forget about your boyfriends birthday next week."
"Love you too and yea I wont beside we both know you're going to tell me every day until then"
(F/n) started for the door when sasuke called out again,"Oh yeah and (f/n), stay away".

(A/n)
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