Falling For A Criminal (Itachi X Reader)

A Day With Itachi

A/n: there is a lot of dialogue in this chapter. It's not very important so if you don't like it you can skip. just some fluff between you and Itachi. Also it is VERY long.
Itachi's POV
Itachi's house
We had just made it to my house and were holding a decent conversation until she saw my house.
"Itachi is this the right place?"

"Ummm I think I know where my own house is (f/n)" 

"Stop being such a show off asshole. What next? Are you going to tell me that you're married to Cinderella?"

"Well one I'm not married yet and two not Cinderella because she's not real."

"Okay, your probably only not married because you have too many hoes to choose from."

"Woah, what the hell is that supposed to mean hot stuff? I have morals for your information and also I only like one girl right now."

"Oh really?... and who is that?"

"I'm not telling you."

"Pleaseeee?"

"No"

"Please??"

"No"

"Pretty please with a cherry on top"

"Are you three?"

"No, but as you can tell I'm damn good at acting like it."

"Yes,yes you are..."

And your cute while doing it too... damn what am I thinking cut it out Itachi. Even if she did somehow like me back... I'm bad for her.
*sigh*
"Hey you alright Ita?"

"I'm fine,... and what's with the nickname?"

"You're name is sooooo longgggg"

"My name is only five- you know what yes you are very good at acting like a three year old."

"Told ya"
She turns fully towards me with a triumphant grin on and starts to laugh.
I swear I have never heard anything more beautiful- the fuck stop thinking like that dumbass you are no good for her.
We get out of my car and enter the house.

(F/n)'s POV
DAMN. LITERALLY DAYYYMMNNN.
His house is an entire mansion. I'm kind of jealous but of course I'm not going to let him know that.
"Wait so how are you teaching me how to use a gun at your house? I thought we would be going to like a shooting range or something."

"We are at a shooting range."

"What do you mean? I thought this was your house"

"your so naive, I have a shooting range in my backyard."

"Hey don't call me- hold on you have a what in your backyard? I'm starting to get curious about what you're whole "other life" is."

"My life is for me to know and you to not."

"Mysterious asshole" I mumbled.

"I would be nice to the person about to teach you how to use a gun."

"How the hell did you hear me?"

"That's for me to know and you to, well... not."

"Get another phrase."