11/3/12 6:58
Don't ever swallow your bloody nose
blood.
I've learned that the hard way.
I was just picking my nose la la de da
when I saw rusty powdery stuff on
my finger. I was like "wow dry blood!
" and then i was like "ahh my nose
is bleeding!" Cause there was a rather fast blood streaming down my nose path way down to my mouth.
Let me tell you blood looks nothing
like some people describe it!
Its like really thick, dark red.
Not thin, or bright red like some people describe it as.
And if you don't believe me prick
you're finger, or dont pick your nose
for like a week let it get super duper
crusty then once it starts to get hard
to breath threw the nose, go some-
where really really hot and turn the
heater on for 15 mins and then
pick your nose. You'll see I'm right.
Anyway, it looked super cool.
I dont know why people are scared
of blood. It looks kinda cool and yes
I know how weird that sounds.
But I'm a pretty weird person.
So before I fixed myself up I took
a couple picks, cuz i haven't had a
bloody nose since 2008 so who knows when the next one will be.
Anyway, I have a horrible stomach
bum right now because i swallowed
some. I know eww... But i was just
testing the theri of if humans can
stomach blood. Just F.Y.I. they cant.
And i only had like a tiny bit!
It feels horrible with a capital R.
So if you wanna test this theri i would advise you not to cos it hurts.
No kidding.
I'm not gonna tell you my name but
this is the diary of froghumanwriter.
And im gonna poor my peti problems here cos a real diary might
fall into the wrong hands....
And revil embarrassing things.
And i might be made fun or something. Not that I'd really care
but I'd care if my parents saw then
it'd suck because i dont wanna disappoint them.
The rest can repeatedly kiss the back
of my blue jeans.
Things you should know about me:
I love Spongbob.
I'm gonna marry my shoes.
I'm gonna marry my other shoes.
And all the other ones.
