&Tue Jan 1st 1:51
Don't you just hate how wattpad has
so many freaking Damsels in distress?! It's stupid.
888,,_+/@All I read blfccqqI'm kknbhulkbyyyxyyush-ey blush-ey, cry-ey cry-ey, head over heels for some
cliche as a turd stud, help me can't do anything for myself, always breaking down, always the one gettin embarrassed, girl is a clueless
crunk or hopeless romantic, she falls
in love with her dang kidnapper, always the shy nerd, why is the guy
superior in the relationship, why is
the waitress a skank and flirts infront
of the mc with her bf, why when there making out and what not is the
guy always oh so way more experienced, why is the guy the player, why does the girl have to be
such a fembot, why when the girl get
tickled she's instantly defenseless,
why when the girl is carried on the
shoulder she can't get it through her
THICK skull she can kick him in the
nuts, why is in rejection stories the
alpha/Rejecter new mate is a barbie
fied 1st class skank, why in the first
place is the girl always rejected,
why are mcg (main character girls)
in watty fragile as glass, why is the
girl always so innocent, why is the girl always 'fat and ugly', WHYYYYY?!
These r the reasons these things
SHOULDN'T be:
Boys blush too!
I'm a girl and I don't blush- never have never will- bwaahhhhaaaa!
Guys cry!
Man why is the girl always crying?
Jeez are women the only humans with tear sacks oh somin'?
Why in wattpad girls are either clueless or hopless romantic?! There
is more to life then this funky garbage on the sidewalk 'love' wattpaders feed us- want real love?
You already have it! Real love is what
a mother feels for her child, or what
a father feels for his son/daughter!
Why is the girl always going for the
'stud' most popular 'sexy' face- come
on, he has a nice get over it! Micheal
Meyers has a nice face too and he's
popular but you don't see me trying
to seduce his socks off!
Why are mgc (main girl characters)
seem to never be able to do anything without the help of a guy
with a 6 pack- I'm sorry 100 pack!
Seriously. In real life u don't get no
prince charming you get a fat guy with a 5cent discount on beer or a
no good beelp trying to convice you
to put up ur kid for adoption or a
sexist pig who eye rapes your mother. Or a the men my family's end up with and I'm not going into that but if you've heard maroon 5 One more night u get the picture.
Why are the girls always breaking down- jeeze, guys have mental break
downs to you know! If you don't
believe me ask my friends Elizabeths
mom who is a counselor sicarst I
don't know how to spell the word sorry
